Around the Neighborhood

[Obironic]

So, this is just a quick one that happened to me this morning.

I was out jogging around 6:30 and on the home stretch, running through the neighborhood, up to my block. At the end of the road I was running up was a T junction with a row of houses stretching along - in essence, I was running toward these houses.
As I'm running, I notice a woman looking out of her upstairs window and gesturing to someone - as I get a little closer, I see a guy standing next to a van in her driveway.

The woman was mid to late thirties, brown hair in a short bob, glasses, Mediterranean complexion, wearing a white vest top. The guy was ... just a guy - didnt really pay any attention to him.
These are the first people I've seen this morning and I continue to watch as I get closer.

The guy is obviously saying something to her and she is shaking her head. She continues to shake her head, then all of a sudden, does a frustrated shrug and lifts up her top, flashing him her tits. They had a bit of sag, though not too much, with big dark brown nipples.

The best bit about it was as she is standing in the window, tits out to the world, only then does she start scanning the neighborhood. Her whole head moves as she finally notices me then does a sort of start before doubling back and ducking behind the curtain. I have literally never seen someone move so quickly.

I think the guy turned to see what the commotion was, but by then I had hit the junction and was running away from them. As I finished my run, I was thinking that was gonna be the last window flash he gets for a long time


I've not seen her before around the neighborhood, but hoping I bump into her some day. Hoping even more that she recognizes me.


Thanks for letting me share - as I have been desperate to tell someone, and I'm not sure it's the sort of thing my other half would really be too keen to hear.

Obi

[jamsicator]

Ah, being in the right place at the right time... it’s all to do with how observant you are 😁

Once, When I used to cycle to work in London, my tyre burst as I was just two streets away from home at about 6:30am. As I had my bike upside-down and was busy changing the tube, a light came on in one of the large expensive houses across the road - as it was dark, it drew my attention immediately. The window was almost full length and the curtains were pulled wide open. An slim woman in her 40s came into the room, naked, put on a necklace, then rolled on a pair of sheer, tan holdup stockings. Then she left the room and the light went out.
I passed that house every day for the next 6 months, but the curtains were never open again.
But I saw a number of other great views when I was a cyclist - better than being a voyeur when driving a car - have nearly crashed once or twice trying to see flesh 😕

[Gnome72141]

Oh, yes, when I used to cycle from about 5:45am-6:30am in an urban neighborhood during the seasons when the sun wasn't up yet, lights were on in houses, giving perfect views...I was always astonished at how many people would be completely naked in bedrooms and bathrooms with windows wide open, despite having neighbors mere feet from their houses, giving regular views to people. I rarely saw the same people more than once, but I saw at least two people mostly naked every single morning. I could have done without the very old lady folding laundry topless, but beggars can't be choosers! Saw plenty of amazing women completely naked to make up for it, though.

One time, in a college town, my wife and I were walking to a party. There was a college gal in her livingroom in just her bra reading a book or something. She put the book down, reached behind her back and undid her bra. After her bra dropped, she looked at us out the window and she ducked down at the speed of light. We could see the hair on her head as she crawled back to her room on the floor.

[daskers]

A long time ago when I was dating my first wife we went to a park in her neighborhood. As we was sitting on the bench this one older couple was walking up behind the bench we was sitting on. Behind the bench was a bunch of tall bushes. We heard the women tell the guy that he knows she is married and that they shouldn't. Then guy replied back that he would treat her better than her husband. It wasn't hard to tell he was drunk because of the way he was talking. A few minutes later we heard him tell her to get those pants down and lay down. We then heard some crushing of the bushes behind us. Not much longer after that the woman was moaning and the guy was asking her if he was bigger than her husband. She was telling him yes that he was. We was trying real hard not to laugh and left not to long after that. I think they were oblivious to us sitting on the bench or just didn't care. Enjoyed your story.

[Omega88]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

Oh, yes, when I used to cycle from about 5:45am-6:30am in an urban neighborhood during the seasons when the sun wasn't up yet, lights were on in houses, giving perfect views...I was always astonished at how many people would be completely naked in bedrooms and bathrooms with windows wide open, despite having neighbors mere feet from their houses, giving regular views to people.

Have posted this in other threads, but that would be my wife. For coming up on 2 years in our new place there are no curtains or blinds in the bedroom and most mornings she will wander around after a shower deciding what to wear. Standing in front of her double door closet with the closet light on - right in front of double windows which overlook the street. Countless people out walking dogs, jogging, riding bikes have probably seen her. A neighbor to the side of our house actually made a comment about seeing naked bodies in the bedroom, and probably can see into the shower in the bathroom. Cutains / blinds have been discussed but nothing ever happens. Concluded many years ago she likes to be seen but mostly in however implausible denyability [to mutilate a phrase] situations.

[24r135]

I've written about this before in another thread, it fits this thread perfectly.

When we lived in with my MIL I learned how much of an exhibitionist she is.

She would often go outside into the garden very early in de morning (between 6 & 7) before work, in just her panties or Completely naked.

She's pretty chubby (near BBW), with Huge tits. The garden was clearly visible from the road and often when she was out I could hear traffic go by. The garden was very deep, she'd be 40-60 meters from any cover.

I'd great her when she came in, on my way to the toilet. She never covered up, we never spoke about it (i.e. her cover-up was claiming that is was normal). And she didn't stop it after being 'caught'.

She knew very well that I knew she went outside fully naked and exposed for passing traffic to see. Brave & carefree.

[TeddyBare]

UNLESS you have some prude neighbors that might be offended. We are lucky to have neighbors that enjoy our being naked all the time. In fact...we have a standing invitation for anyone to join us...and they do. Just be cautious who you invite if you decide to.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by TeddyBare

UNLESS you have some prude neighbors that might be offended. We are lucky to have neighbors that enjoy our being naked all the time. In fact...we have a standing invitation for anyone to join us...and they do. Just be cautious who you invite if you decide to.

Where I live, you can be naked outside as long as you aren't being lewd, so it doesn't matter if my neighbors are offended or not. I haven't tested it yet, though. I've thought about it, but then I might have to walk around with the law printed out on a piece of paper in my hand, which then seems like I am looking for an argument.

[supersmoothy]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

Where I live, you can be naked outside as long as you aren't being lewd, so it doesn't matter if my neighbors are offended or not. I haven't tested it yet, though. I've thought about it, but then I might have to walk around with the law printed out on a piece of paper in my hand, which then seems like I am looking for an argument.

That looks like a nice place to live!
Do women ever take advantage of this law?

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by supersmoothy

That looks like a nice place to live!
Do women ever take advantage of this law?

Nope, not one, except for National Topless/Free the Nipple Days. I tell people about this and of course they don't believe me, so I show them the law sometimes.

There was a big "shocking" thing about it on the news the last summer during one of the Free the Nipple days where the news described it as "a very vague, ambiguous law about nudity," but it's not vague or ambiguous at all: You can be nude as long as you aren't lewd. If you are lewd around a minor over 14, the penalties are pretty weak; lewd around someone under 14 then the penalties are very stiff. If you are lewd around adults, it's up to the cops what to do with you. That's it. I think you will find that a lot of states are actually similar.

Oh, and I was a paralegal for a bit of time, so I had to actually know this stuff or at least where to research it.