Here is a photo to help fill in some of the blanks. I apologize for the crudeness of the photo but I can't risk a digital photo that someone can remove blurring from so this is really low tech old school photo of a photo stuff

The guy on the left is 'Esteban', the oaf in the middle is me, and the woman on the right is 'Carmen'. The photo was taken by Carmen's mother as we greeted them in the airport on their return from their honeymoon. This was before 9/11 so you could walk right up to the gate and greet people as soon as they stepped out of the jet way from the plane. Carmen is much darker in this photo than usual because they spent practically two weeks on the beach and it looked good on her IMO. If you remember from the story I linked to at the beginning of this thread, this is the same trip that started with Esteban calling me to go get the naked photos and video of Carmen, so this photo was taken the first time I saw her after seeing her naked. You can also see I am considerably bigger than Esteban and Carmen is tiny next to me. All of the events in this thread except the photos incident lay in the future from this photo.