Memorable One-liners

[explorer98]

This is something which came to me this morning - inspired by a combination of something I read and also Hamlet's 'Surprise/Shock' thread (which I love to read). It could have gone there but I'd like to keep this to something more concise so I'm wondering if anyone else has any 'one-liners' from their sexual history which have been remarkably memorable for them?

I'll kick it off with three of mine, in no specific order - and try to keep it simple!

"Come on my face"

I've had enough girls make it happen but can't recall that many instances of any actually asking for it - but there was one..........!


"I need you to hurt me"

Wasn't expecting that! I knew she was submissive but we were making love (No D/s content!) and as I thought she was about to blow, she whispered...... Really wasn't what I was thinking at the time!


"Just a bit sore where you stretched me"

Definitely rates as the sexiest thing I've ever heard from a woman and featured in a phone call 'the day after' when I politely (and typically) asked "How are you?"

Wasn't expecting that one!!!


Anyone else got fond memories?

[nectcouple]

While moving to the beautiful, green state of Vermont, I found an apartment I could move into but wasn't due to be empty for about a month. The aunt of a friend of mine lived in the apartment upstairs and she excitedly told me I could stay with her, rent free, until it was ready. I should have said, "No,thanks" because I really didn't like her much and I didn't want to deal with any drama. I also should have known that although I was staying there rent free, there was still a price to pay! But, throwing caution to the wind, I agreed and moved in temporarily.

Soon after moving in, she made it clear what the cost would be for my room and board and she was riding my cock almost nightly. I'll give her credit for one thing...her pussy was TIGHT! So much so that there was an actual, audible "pop" every time I pulled out!

Anyway, every time we fucked, she would scream loudly, orgasming almost constantly and shout, "You're so big! You're so big! You're fucking huge!" over and over again! She was very vocal and it was quite good for my ego. I mean, I knew comparitively speaking I had nothing to be ashamed of but I never really thought about it until then.

Well, one month turned into two and then into three before my apartment was ready but finally I could begin moving in. She begged me to stay with her and not move downstairs, but I had to get out of there because I still didn't like her. I reminded her of what the deal was and I moved into the downstairs apartment as soon as I could!

The funny part was that soon after I moved out, she found another willing cock to keep her occupied. Well, my apartment had a closet right under her stairs that was not very well insulated from sound and one evening I was in there, moving some stuff around and I heard the unmistakable sounds of sex: creaking bed springs, head board banging against the wall, along with moans and groans. I listened for a few minutes and I quess what I heard...

She began shouting, "You're so big! You're so big! You're fucking HUGE!" Oh, well. There goes my ego!

I did listen for the final "pop" but I never heard it!

[Barmixer]

"you've got a beautiful cock" Spoke by my receptionist as she was going down on me as a thank you for a favor I did for her!

[captbobwi123]

It's only two simple words but it does it to me every time. She looks me in the eye are says, "Fuck me."