*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Report of the Cal-Berkley streak by the school paper.

Bare asses and anxious expressions: naked run 2k16
dailycal.org/2016/05/06/bare-asses-and-fresh-faces-the-naked-run-2k16/

It was like sitting in a restaurant waiting for your food to come out. You’ve been waiting for 20 minutes, you’re unbelievably hungry for what you’re about to receive and every clothed person that comes through the Moffitt entrance teases your impatience. The noise of the crowd escalated around 8:50 p.m. from an antsy, low buzz to an irritable uproar as the crowd grew increasingly restless. But, when that first wave of runners finally burst through the hallway, we exploded into cheers and all previous annoyance was forgotten.

So they ran and they ran, until they couldn’t run anymore, which was around 30 seconds later because the hallways became so clogged up with naked and clothed students alike that the procession came to a standstill for around 15 minutes. So there we all were, standing ass-to-crotch, glancing around trying to look anywhere but the penis gently swinging beside our left hand. This wasn’t so much a naked run as a naked meet-and-greet. The luster and magic of the previous 30 seconds faded fairly quickly as the runners realized just how many cameras were flashing, documenting their bits on Snapchat and Instagram. (To be clear, the Daily Cal understands our part in the documentation of the event, but we made sure to preserve the anonymity of the runners in our efforts to provide coverage of campus events). Instead of feeling like the liberating exercise it is, the run began to seem like a spectacle, solely for the enjoyment of the onlookers — the runners like zoo animals trapped on the winding staircase of Main Stacks. There was nowhere to go, nowhere to hide and nothing to cover themselves with.

We spent the next 15 minutes of our short, short lives in a sweaty, highly uncomfortable waiting period, silently praying that the universe would deliver us from this moist nightmare. And it did, to the wishful cries of “take off your clothes.” And as we chanted, we watched the naked runners go, presumably to hit the books themselves.

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Cops tase naked woman on Spice armed with shears

A naked woman in Bakersfield believed to be high on the synthetic drug Spice was tased and taken into custody after threatening to attack police officers with metal pruning shears, Bakersfield Police said Thursday.

Officers received a call just before 9 a.m. Thursday from Sherie Taylor, 30, who was in the area of 30th Street and Jewett Avenue and said she was not wearing clothes and needed a ride to the hospital or to the jail.

When officers arrived and found Taylor naked from the waist down, they said she ran from them into the front window of a home filled with strangers, who ran from the commotion.

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Swedish student, 19, poses TOPLESS for class photograph because 'as a feminist I should be free to show as much flesh as men'

A 19-year-old Swedish high-school student has added to the debate about the sexualisation of the female body by posing topless for her class photo.
Hanna Bolander, from Vaxjo, southern Sweden, said she took part in the stunt in order to make a point about equality because if male students can pose topless, so should women.
The teenager said it was the entire class' idea that one woman and one man should pose topless to highlight the issue, and she volunteered.
Speaking to Swedish media, Ms Bolander said that while staff at the school were 'not thrilled' at the stunt but allowed it because they respected her rights.
'Our class came up with the idea that one of the girls should bare her breasts, so I volunteered,' She told Expressen.

Her website is here:
bolander.for.me/

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Topless standoff sparks campus protest

Students at the Troy campus of The Sage Colleges are planning to go topless Wednesday to protest what they believe was discriminatory police treatment of a student who identifies as androgynous.
The incident happened Sunday evening, when a school security officer approached Cedar Brock, who was sunbathing topless in a public park that fronts the campus and is across from the Troy Public Library.
"Are you a boy or a girl?" the officer asked.
"I'm neither," Brock said. "I'm androgynous."
What followed, according to Brock and others at the campus, was a Sage Park standoff that soon involved Troy police, who insisted that Brock put on a shirt and repeatedly told the student that city law forbids women from going topless in public...


Brock, 22, a junior who is studying theater arts and is from the small Rensselaer County town of Berlin, was sitting in the park with friends for a few hours while wearing a "binder" that restrained and hid Brock's breasts. "It was just so hot," Brock said. "I just thought, 'I'm going to take this off.'"

Sage protest goes topless to support androgynous student

Students at Russell Sage College showed their support for a student who was questioned for sunbathing topless on campus by taking off their own shirts during a Wednesday afternoon protest.

The protest was organized in support of Cedar Brock, a Sage junior who identifies as androgynous and was questioned by both campus security and city police while sunbathing topless in Sage Park, a city-owned park maintained by the college in front of its campus

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SEX COUPLE: Naked pair filmed romping in Doncaster blasted by public

A couple filmed having sex in the middle of Doncaster in broad daylight have been blasted by upset and disgusted members of the public.

The pair's X-rated romp just yards from Doncaster College has gone viral and several national newspapers have printed stills from the film which was shot by an amazed onlooker yesterday afternoon.

Members of the public have lined up to blast the saucy dark-haired man and blonde haired woman who were spotted having sex on grass behind Batley's Cash and Carry warehouse on Chappell Drive, just a stone's throw from the town centre. The clip was shot by a man on his mobile phone.
The couple stripped totally nude for the sex session and were filmed for nearly ten minutes from a man who witnessed the sordid carry-on from behind a fence.

Uncensored vid:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff8_1462911378

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Cops arrest naked woman strolling down the street

In footage posted online, she calmly walks along the pavement seemingly without a care in the world.

However, as a cop car drives alongside her getting ready to take her in, she suddenly breaks into a run in a bid to get away.

Although the video ends before the cops detain her, it can be assumed she spent at least a couple of hours in the cells.

The film appears to have been shot on a mobile phone from a moving HGV vehicle. It was apparently shot in the US city of New Orleans.

Uncensored vid in link

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A woman was arrested in Lebanon on Tuesday after police say she walked nude down the road.

According to police, 48-year-old Elizabeth Simpson of Florida became frustrated when she couldn’t find a map in her car.

Simpson is accused of then throwing her belongings onto the street and getting too hot, so she started walking down N. Cumberland Street and taking off her clothes.

Police say the woman was coherent and knew her own identity, and she was aware of her actions and aware they were illegal.

Simpson was reportedly arrested before reaching the Public Square and charged with indecent exposure.

wkrn.com/2016/05/17/police-florida-woman-gets-naked-before-walking-through-lebanon/

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was held in New York City's Central Park by the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society.

Excerpt

For an actor, reeling off endless lines of Shakespeare is a demanding job. Shouting it over the din of planes, helicopters and ambulance sirens whizzing past New York’s Central Park is even tougher. Doing it all naked however, in front of hundreds of onlookers – who would do that?


An all-female cast as it turns out. Made up of individual actors as well as members of the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society. They're currently performing their thoroughly modern version of The Tempest in Central Park.


independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/central-park-hosts-an-all-female-naked-production-of-the-tempest-a7038841.html

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Topless protesters clash with police in Peru :
youtube.com/watch?v=ycO77gOD19E

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The nude forest! Shocking moment a couple were caught on camera frolicking in the New Forest

The man and woman clearly thought they wouldn't be disturbed when they started having sex amongst the heather and gorse of the remote Hampshire woodland.

But the lust-filled lovers apparently hadn't noticed a layby just 50 yards away where Richard Rees had pulled up for a quiet tea break during a leisurely drive through the national park.