I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

1. As she strolled naked around town looking for men to mate with, Sierra had her dog trained to sniff out and discourage men who live in their mother's basements.
2. Amongst her peers, Amanda was considered quite... worldly.
3. This photo is a treasured souvenir from someone's very, very special night. (Lucky bastard!)
4. These women don't screw around with the usual hen party games...
5. Ever doze off on a deserted island then suddenly get the feeling you're not alone?
6. A typical scene from the imagination of a midwest farmer when his daughter asks to go to an exotic locale for spring break.
7. Left out in the cold, Sarah Palin will be careful who she endorses in the future. (Disclaimer...that's not Sarah Palin)
8. "I'm so glad you're concerned with the needs of the nation's military...because I really NEED to rip off your blouse and suckle your firm political breasts."

[Fox Mulder]

1. Ma lawked ta farm inna nude...but once in a while dem revenuers would come a snoopin' an' she'd haf ta hawd in da feelt.
2. Is this not just about the scariest "hide the wife's identity" picture you've ever seen? (My God...it's the Headless Housewife!)
3. Sex always confused Marilyn.
4. Her wild affair with Frosty tormented her husband all winter...but with the coming of spring, Jill would return once again to the marriage bed.

[Fox Mulder]

1.(Yet ANOTHER women and cows pic!) This one could be the start of a new Mulder thread: "Beach Bulls."
2. If you've enjoyed boneless chicken breasts...just wait until you try boneless housewife! They're delicious!
3. Sometimes Ma whud innertain da hired hep. It kep everone happy.
4. "Shit! Donald Trump won another primary election...what the fuck!" ( A shining example of why one should turn the TV off during sex)
5. A disturbing optical illusion.
6. "How thoughtful of my husband to buy me a toy for when he's away on long business trips!"
7. "How thoughtful of my husband to have a well hung, hunky younger brother who never goes away on business trips!"
8. My Uber ride service is making all sorts of extra money since my sister started riding along with the passengers!

[pbturks]

Sometimes I can't resist a little "Forced" Humor
Hope you don't mind Fox.

[Fox Mulder]

1. If you're one of those guys who has trouble locating a woman's clitoris...have I got the gal for you!
2. Elmer Fudd's daughter was determined to carry on her father's quest to get dat wascawy wabbit by any means possible...

[wildfire54]

Things aren't always as they appear.

1.The two flight instructors had a unique way of testing a student pilots ability to concentrate during a crisis.

2.Denise's husband had no problem with her taking a bath.He was just higher suspicious of her explanation that: 'Mr. Baxter's bathtub is better than ours.'

3.To get back at his bi-sexual wife.Mike secretly replaced her body lotion with Crazy Glue.

4.Knowing her husband was paranoid about her frequent business trips.Melissa had to call him to say she and her boss were hard at work.And to quit being so jealous.

[Fox Mulder]

1. "I have to be honest with you...you're a little schizophrenic."
2. It's only an oasis.
3. "Give THIS man Viagra and he'll fuck us both until our pussies are like raw ground beef." (Viagra ads are getting bolder)
4. When the crooked man wanted a crooked blow job, Cross Eyed Mary was just the gal to do it.
5. "So I'm raising awareness of awareness. ( It's hard to find a unique cause.)
6. " You must confront your sexuality!" (Mike was a psychotherapist who thought outside of the box, while getting inside one.)
7. Why horny women vacation in Italy.
8. I think she likes you.
9. I think she REALLY likes you.
10. " You can play with toys and wank your life away, or you can choose the real thing." (Why aren't more porn shops like this?)

[Fox Mulder]

I thought you might enjoy this woman, with talented eyes and tongue. In the first two pics she seems to be a cast member of HBO's new series: "The Sucking Dead."
The last shot? Maybe a frog looking for flies? Zzzzzp!

[Fox Mulder]

1. Russia's new " Passionate Putin" Restaurant and Karaoke Swingers lounge was a big hit in Moscow.
2. If ya gotta clean toilets, ya might as well do it with flair.
3. Joe wasn't into the whole "afterglow" thing, but Lisa at least got to spend the night with his cummy condom.

[wildfire54]

When you know things are different.

1.Lisa looked at the two naked and exhausted deliverymen laying on the living room floor.And finally admitted to herself that her husband had been right. She'd do anything for a bag of tortilla chips.

Keg Party's- The gateway to redneck sex.

3.Business at the local brothel increased tenfold when they introduced their new 'curbside service.'

4.When her husband walked into the hotel room and found two strangers on top of his wife.Tina realized that her explanation of 'these two men just stumbled into the room and accidentally fell on top of me when I was naked'.Was probably kind of thin.