My Annoying Hot Mom

[RickyKnowsIt]

Ever since my mom and dad split up last year, my mom turned into a mega-diva. She moved us to this small but rich beach colony/gated community after she went and gave herself blonder hair, fake tan, fake boobs (36C, saw the tag on her new bras), lips always in a permanent pout, and she's the only single mom, who's Asian - a blonde Asian which makes her more noticeable - with petite body and perfectly round fake boobs.

To say she stands out from the other plain moms is obvious.

So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event that she thinks is “perfect” for them to see her “natural talent in front of an audience.” My friends are saying it’s gonna be “perfect” to prank her somehow so her “perfectly fake porn star boobs get seen in front of an audience”

Someone showed me this old video from the Little Rascals called "Beginner's Luck" and it was about a pushy mom like mine who made her son be in a lame talent show and he and his friends have a plan to ruin his act when he goes onstage. When the mom tries to get him off the stage, her dress gets ripped off by the curtain. After I showed it to my friends, they all agreed how awesome it would be to happen to my mom... and the more I think about it the more they;re right

[GRITS]

If she had sexed herself up for your father, they probably wouldn t be divorced..

Typical ....>>>>>> Men don't get divorced because of their wives cooking!!

[sleazoid]

Originally Posted by GRITS

If she had sexed herself up for your father, they probably wouldn t be divorced..

Typical ....>>>>>> Men don't get divorced because of their wives cooking!!

No, no, no. Sex is not the reason for all divorces.

[GRITS]

ok..... 99*%

[zooguy1959]

"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,

if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."

One may argue with the numbers, but the idea makes sense to me.

[GRITS]

Attitude counts.... either your into it, or your just doing your husband a favor....(boring)

[apeyboy]

I think we're gonna need pics of said mom.

[RickyKnowsIt]

Can't believe you'd all blabber about why my mom and dad got divorced. Jeez. Simple reason is that my dad cheated with some young secretary and my mom found out & divorced him. I don't know how she found out, so don't ask. Not going into it. Ok?

[RickyKnowsIt]

I've been thinking about maybe posting a few pix of Jillian (that's my Annoying Hot Mom's name).

Just don't want to get constant requests from pic hunters or what not. I know a lot of people think "oh, what's he complaining about having a hot mom." Well... if you could see/hear how snobby and b*tchy Jillian is to everyone (including me) then maybe you'd see why I almost agreed to help my friends prank her.

Now that Halloween is coming up, they're telling me I should ask her to let me have a costume party and ask her to dress up like "Elvira." I'm pretty sure no way Jillian's gonna go for this

[marcus63]

Originally Posted by GRITS

Attitude counts.... either your into it, or your just doing your husband a favor....(boring)

GRITS, no friend request, but damn if that butt in your profile pic is yours, it is so hot!