Upcoming Stage Nudity in your area?

[karaban]

No, that bit's the same. It's the best bit by far.

[rustyhughes]

I went tonight. The nudity is still broadly the same as that described - there is less running around in the air raid section, however Lizzie Connolly ran about briefly and if you were very sharp you could have caught a glimpse of her pussy lips.

I sat in row k, just left of centre and couldn't see the girls slits when they were standing at the back. When Emma walks forward you get a great view of her in all her glory before she covers herself with the prop - if you were in the front two or three rows I expect you would still be able to see her slit though the prop.

If you were sat closer and further to the left of the stage you would be able to see Katie Bernstein and Lizzy Connolly's slits when they are at the back. Emma is stunning though and the main draw.

[dotspal]

Originally Posted by rustyhughes

I went tonight. The nudity is still broadly the same as that described - there is less running around in the air raid section, however Lizzie Connolly ran about briefly and if you were very sharp you could have caught a glimpse of her pussy lips.

I sat in row k, just left of centre and couldn't see the girls slits when they were standing at the back. When Emma walks forward you get a great view of her in all her glory before she covers herself with the prop - if you were in the front two or three rows I expect you would still be able to see her slit though the prop.

If you were sat closer and further to the left of the stage you would be able to see Katie Bernstein and Lizzy Connolly's slits when they are at the back. Emma is stunning though and the main draw.

Sounds absolutely fantastic. I wonder if those lucky people who've witnessed Emma's full frontal shaved nudity firsthand could describe her genitalia more. The devil is in the detail Is it a clam-like slit, or do any of the inner lips protrude? Is the slit "long" i.e.reaching high across the pubic mound or rather inconspicuous? Perhaps even a photo of a similar vulva could be found online and posted as a reference. Thanks ever so much!

[c747584@trbvm.com]

Originally Posted by ITCC

Who on this thread said that he should fly over? It was his own decision

I agree - even though I enjoyed the few minutes of nudity and posted as such, I would NEVER have suggested flying from the US or anywhere JUST to see that.

If you're into seeing and photographing naked women in public, perhaps the WNBRs in London and Brighton would be worth the flight over if the weather is good. It's two days of nudity with lots of different girls.

If you're in the US and into seeing cute college girls, age 18-21, totally nude, then going to Burlington, Vermont for their twice a year naked run could be worth the flight. It's about an hour of hundreds of beautiful naked girls running laps.

But to fly to the UK for a few minutes of a few naked actresses on stage is not something I would or could recommend...

[rustyhughes]

Originally Posted by dotspal

Is it a clam-like slit, or do any of the inner lips protrude? Is the slit "long" i.e.reaching high across the pubic mound or rather inconspicuous?

My view was not as good as it could have been, but I don't recall any protruding lips. The slit came quite high on her mound. Very tidy and hot as hell.

[yogo]

Originally Posted by ITCC

Can someone post on the thread if they discover her understudy dates? Would be great to see a different actress doing it

Ms Williams has just tweeted that she's unwell, so that Rhiannon Chesterman is stepping up today

[tubwheat]

Anybody seen Mae Whitman (Her?) in “The Mystery of Love & Sex” yet? She's been confirmed to go full frontal. What color/style is her bush?

[marcio]

I saw Mrs Henderson last week. I was in about the 5th row on the left of centre. First, the nudity, It lasts no more than 10 minutes in a 2 hour 15 minute show and that includes the 3 - 4 minute fan dance at the very end, where Emma Williams is obviously naked but where you do little more than sn*tch a glimpse (as opposed to glimpse her sn*tch) of naked flesh. Then at the end of the scene (the end of the show) she retreats (walking backwards) to the back of the stage and raises the fans - but there is subtle lighting and it lasts for about 1 second before the lights go off. (The show does seem to have a thing about bottoms - the only ones I saw are guys, in the first half).

Most of the nudity is in two tableaux - the first where the girls (four or five) are obviously nude (breasts on full display) but carefully posed. However, you can tell that they haven't got a pubic hair between them, not a whisker. The second where there is an air raid. In this latter scene Emma walks naked towards the front of the stage, covering herself carefully with her prop (a small lyre) and then stands with her left leg posed so that you don't really see a lot of her slit. However, I can report that I did see the very top of it, that the area is indeed as clean as a whistle, and that people sitting towards the left would see a lot more. At the end of this scene she backs away (I'm not sure why she is so coy about her backside, I'm sure it's perfectly presentable).

Someone else mentioned Lizzie Connolly running round during this scene but I don't recall that, it's possible I just missed it.

So, it's not worth going for the nudity. There was actually more than I was expecting but having seen the show I think they could have done more. For example, a later scene refers to some soldiers causing havoc by bringing in a mouse - that would have been funny and entirely in keeping with the story.

As a show, it's a case of two halves. The first half is fast paced and quite funny with two nude scenes. The second half flags badly because the subject matter is more serious and frankly the actors aren't good enough to keep you engaged in serious points about the war and mortality. I looked at my watch several times, until the fan dance at the very end livened it up again. The so called comedian holding it all together is dire, by the way. His jokes just aren't funny (and I don't mean they are sexist or whatever, they're just poor).

All in all it's a pity because I think it could have been so much better.

In case anyone is interested, the best show I've seen recently in London is Kinky Boots. No nudity at all, just fun.

[jidderman]

My friends comments, sorry they are harsh, but he is still pissed at me for dragging him across the atlantic lol:

This tosh is a complete waste of fucking time...AND MONEY!!! I was promised nudity by the saps on this forum but as my friends said we saw more in the spa at our hotel. If you are in to plays and 'the arts' great - go see it - but don't post reviews of it here because its's the wrong forum. THIS FORUM IS FOR THOSE WHO LOVE HOT, NUDE GIRLS - If some of the reviewers thinks this play is a turn on YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL PUSSY IS!!! You have NO CLUE what you are talking about. Go pick up some girls, fuck them hard, film it, watch it back and then repeat the cycle for a few years until you come back here posting 'your experiences' because you peeps don't know shit about what constitutes hot nudity! The image of old men's hairy baboon asses still haunts me - if I could claim for mental anguish I would!

Without prejudice the play is fucking awesome - if you are in to that sort of thing. It's based on a true story from WW2 and deserves the acclaim it has received - fortunately the reviewers weren't there to see HOT, NAKED GIRLS or MHP would be consigned to perverts room 101.

[mattwiseuk1985]

Your friend sounds like he needs to calm down. That said, I might feel differently if I had crossed an ocean on the bizarrely mistaken impression that a West End musical would be like a pornographic circus. I don't see how any of the comments made by audience-members on this forum could produce that expectation at all.

And the forum, particularly a heading "Upcoming Stage Nudity", seems entirely appropriate to me.