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Fox Mulder · #21 02-04-2016, 10:01 PM

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Settle down, Francis.

And you just made the list, buddy!

Fox Mulder · #22 02-05-2016, 07:44 PM

Strawberry Fields...nothing is real.

swinginsingle · #23 02-06-2016, 08:21 AM

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You caught me. I must confess that every pic in this thread is "staged." These are all actually pictures of drunk men in rubber lesbian suits. I apologize for the fraud. I also apologize for staging the holocaust, the moon landing and 9/11. I'm glad you chose not to spend hours postulating on why lesbians have disdain for cocks, balls in particular, and the humans that own them. While you may have much better things to do than trying to understand women, such a lecture might truly be a "waste of time, " since most members just come here to enjoy the pictures. For those seeking something more than my staged offerings, Honeymilk posts a beautiful thread showing a much more accurate look at lesbian love... and there's a little sex too. I highly recommend checking it out. Meanwhile, here are my buddies, John and Ralph, having a little kiss.

Wow, is it wrong to think John and Ralph are kinda hot????

Fox Mulder · #24 02-06-2016, 06:16 PM

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Wow, is it wrong to think John and Ralph are kinda hot????

These days there are fewer differences between our team and their team. If you wanna visit the other dugout, I won't see stop you.

Fox Mulder · #25 02-08-2016, 06:55 PM

Throw your birth control away, ladies. This is a sperm free zone.

Fox Mulder · #26 02-10-2016, 07:16 PM

Life is short. It's important to share precous moments with your friends. What you do is up to you...

Fox Mulder · #27 02-11-2016, 08:10 PM

Muff diving. Beaver licking. Sn*tch sucking. Clit surfing. Eating at the "Y" "Carpet munching. Tw*t tonguing. Taco time. Bearded Clam Shucking...anyone have any more?

Fox Mulder · #28 02-12-2016, 06:56 PM

And all I want to do is get in.

grandpafap · #29 02-12-2016, 11:47 PM

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Muff diving. Beaver licking. Sn*tch sucking. Clit surfing. Eating at the "Y" "Carpet munching. Tw*t tonguing. Taco time. Bearded Clam Shucking...anyone have any more?

When I was just out of high school, an old man I worked with had the most unique term I think I've ever heard. "Valley Viewing."

Fox Mulder · #30 02-13-2016, 06:18 PM

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When I was just out of high school, an old man I worked with had the most unique term I think I've ever heard. "Valley Viewing."

Well, it's got two V's...has anyone noticed how the letter "V"even looks like a vagina...or the vulva anyway. By the way, the letter "P" looks like a downward pointing penis with the balls on top. Penis starts with a "P." Suppose that was intentional in either case?
Here's some intentional "Valley Viewing."

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