[ENF] Family ENF?

[ugly]

I think family ENF stories are the funniest. Does anyone have any?

I have a couple good ones about my big sister. Our dad had a sailboat for a while, and sometimes he'd take us out on the Gulf of Mexico. He gave us kids a chance to be pulled through the water hanging onto the tow rope. I went first, and it was pretty fun. As a prank on my sister, who was 19 at the time, Dad told her that she should hold onto her top with one hand to make sure she didn't lose it. Sure enough, as soon as we started going fast, her bikini bottoms came right off! Instead of just going down to her ankles, they flew right off and floated away on the waves! She started yelling "I lost my bottoms!" We all laughed at her, including Mom. I yelled "Nice buns!" She kept yelling at us until we stopped the boat, still laughing. My sister just hung there in the water, red in the face, until Mom went and grabbed my sister's panties and tossed them down to her (we didn't have an extra suit). My sister put them on and climbed back into the boat, but the panties (which were light blue) were pretty transparent, and I think she realized it, because she covered her front with one hand and quickly went inside to change into her shorts. We made fun of her a lot for that one.

The other story is when I walked in on her fooling around with her boyfriend. She was about 21 at the time, and she and her boyfriend were visiting our parents' house during the summer (so was I). I don't think they realized I was home, because they were fooling around in my sister's room and they left the door cracked. I went in to ask her for something, and there they were. She was naked, lying on her back, he was in his boxers, kneeling over her. As soon as she saw me she yelled for me to get out, and I beat a hasty retreat. She made me promise not to tell our parents.

Anyone else have any good family ENF incidents?

[fheath]

Many years ago my wife and I took the kids to visit my parents. My kids at the time were 3 and 1. My brother and his family live next to my parents. At some point my wife told me she was going to go give the kids a bath. She went in the bedroom and closed the door. My brother arrived at some point and we decided to drive across the place to fish in one of the ponds. Before leaving my brother said he would go to the gun safe and get a shotgun for snakes. I went to the storage building to get our fishing equipment with no thoughts but fishing.

The rest of this story comes from my wife and brother as I was not there. The important fact that I did not connect was the gun safe is in the closet in the bedroom my wife and I were using. Also, after giving my two girls a bath my wife decided to have one also.

The bathroom is set off the bedroom with a full vanity with mirrors running the length of the wall with a dressing mirror at the end and a full mirror on the wall to the right.

My brother walked into the bedroom, walked around the bed and approached the closet door. As he approached the door he looked up into the dressing mirror that faces the bathroom door and saw my wife completely naked getting into the tub. His words "I froze in place".

Now for my wife's recollection. She said after giving both girls their bath and dressing them she decided to have a relaxing hot bath. The tub is an antique claw foot tub that dips in the middle. Great for a soak. She said she put the girls on the bathroom floor to play. She undressed and got in the tub standing to start and adjust the water. As the water filled the bottom of the tub she sat down and started to relax until she saw my brothers reflection in the mirror standing and staring at her.

She said she looked at my older child and said to "close the door". My child was I guess too busy playing on the floor to acknowledge my wife's request. She said she asked again to "close the door" with no response. The third request she said she was panicked because my brother was not moving and staring at her bare tits reflecting in the mirror. So on the third request she raised her voice saying "CLOSE THE DOOR".

Well back to my brother. He said when he froze he watched my wife clean the tub, step into the tub, turn on the water and adjust the flow. He said he decided to wait till she laid down and he would back out unnoticed. As he was getting ready to back out he said my wife told him to close the door. He said he froze in place again. He said she then requested that he close the door again. He said he just stood there staring into the mirror. However, he said on the third request she raised her voice to the point he walked to the bathroom door, moved my younger child from in front of the door, apologized to my wife and told her he was needing to get into the gunsafe and closed the door.

Back to my wife's recollection. She said when she told my older child to close the door my brother turned and walked into the bathroom moved my younger child and held a short apologetic one sided conversation and closed the door.

I did not find out about this happening until later that evening when my wife told me her side. My brother said nothing about this all day fishing.

It was extremely funny to me hearing both sides of the story that evening. It took my brother several days to confess to everything he saw. I also think that this event cemented my brothers infatuation/crush with my wife.

[anusman6969]

A few years back, my friend and I went swimming with his attractive older sister. She had on this nice pink bikini but when she jumped in the water it became completely see through. She swam up to us and chatted with us without realizing we could she her nice nipples and bush. She hung out all afternoon like that without noticing, but we sure did.

[todd_cheese]

This is not MY family story, but one I saved a copy of from somewhere on the web, and remember from reading it several times. I lost the original in a hard drive crash last year, so this is from memory.

The guy who told the story, I think his name was Danny, accidentally got a view of his older sister Wendy one Thanksgiving. She was home from college and was making dessert for Thanksgiving dinner, a chocolate custard. She put the mixture on the stove and went to go take a quick shower. When she got out of the shower, her dad yelled to her that it was boiling over. She wasn't fully dressed yet, so she threw on a robe and ran down to take it off the burner. Stove and counter space was at a premium, so she quickly transferred it into a bowl to make room for other stuff.

Well, the mixture was too hot, and... I can't remember if he said the bowl was a thinner glass or ceramic that actually shattered in her hands from it, or if it was plastic and it melted right through, but somehow the bowl didn't hold up and the custard ended up splashing all over her robe. She yelped loudly from surprise, and, not wanting to get scalded, hastily tore off the robe off herself and discarded it. Her yelling got the attention of both Danny and his father, who soon appeared in the kitchen to see what was happening. Danny said he hadn't really gotten a good look at his sister ever before, but she looked incredible. Underneath the robe, she had on a bright blue thong, and absolutely nothing else.

Once everyone realized what had happened, and that she wasn't in danger, their laughter and her embarrassment set in, and she covered her breasts with her arms and stalked out of the kitchen to get dressed again. Danny teased her about the incident all weekend.

[Beelzebozo]

This one I didn't get to see, but was relayed from my aunt's daughter:

One time my aunt was alone at home and was taking a shower. As she was drying off, she heard distant thunder and decided to run out and grab the cushions off the patio furniture. The back yard had a privacy fence, so she just ran out naked to quick grab the cushions, but she neglected to change the lock on the door so it would open from both sides. So as she's scrambling to get the cushions and run back in, the door shuts. So there she is, it's about to rain and she's naked and locked outside of the house.

My aunt panics a bit and looks around for a possible way back in, but the front door is normally locked and all patio screen doors are as well. She remembers that there might be a spare key in the detached garage. She covers herself with the cushions and runs into the garage. She looks around for a little bit, but there are no spare keys. There is, however, another phone (this happened before cell phones were in common use). She tries to call my uncle at my grandparent's farm house, but he'd already left. So she was stuck in the garage with no keys and no clothes. It was about an hour later that my uncle arrived home, putting his car in the garage and finding his naked wife standing there, covered in cushions. She was rather grateful at being let back in the house.

Punchline: The cushions are weatherproof.

Daughter's theory: She told us she's not buying the 'ran outside to get the cushions' story. She thinks her mother was enjoying the hot tub au natural, while hidden from the street by the privacy fence, and got herself locked out of the house. But she doesn't want to admit to doing something so scandalous to extended members of my uptight Catholic farm family.

[sleazoid]

Originally Posted by Beelzebozo

This one I didn't get to see, but was relayed from my aunt's daughter:

One time my aunt was alone at home and was taking a shower. As she was drying off, she heard distant thunder and decided to run out and grab the cushions off the patio furniture. The back yard had a privacy fence, so she just ran out naked to quick grab the cushions, but she neglected to change the lock on the door so it would open from both sides. So as she's scrambling to get the cushions and run back in, the door shuts. So there she is, it's about to rain and she's naked and locked outside of the house.

My aunt panics a bit and looks around for a possible way back in, but the front door is normally locked and all patio screen doors are as well. She remembers that there might be a spare key in the detached garage. She covers herself with the cushions and runs into the garage. She looks around for a little bit, but there are no spare keys. There is, however, another phone (this happened before cell phones were in common use). She tries to call my uncle at my grandparent's farm house, but he'd already left. So she was stuck in the garage with no keys and no clothes. It was about an hour later that my uncle arrived home, putting his car in the garage and finding his naked wife standing there, covered in cushions. She was rather grateful at being let back in the house.

Punchline: The cushions are weatherproof.

Daughter's theory: She told us she's not buying the 'ran outside to get the cushions' story. She thinks her mother was enjoying the hot tub au natural, while hidden from the street by the privacy fence, and got herself locked out of the house. But she doesn't want to admit to doing something so scandalous to extended members of my uptight Catholic farm family.

The story has a punchline???