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#361
05-16-2015, 07:09 AM
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Saturday Morning Funnies
1. OK...you've got the thumbs up...fuck her!
2. Once in a while I see televised poker and think it's as boring as TV gets...THIS I would watch...every time it was on. You bet! 3. "Yes, my dear...you will continue to suffer until you tell me my sideburns are cool!" 4. "He's still unconscious. I hit him hard with that oar....now help me get his boat adrift. Then we'll shoot it with a flaming arrow...he'll have a viking funeral and we get his money. ( Don't fuck with the Soderstrom sisters) 5. When you have a smelly housemate sometimes you have to go to extremes. 6. "Smelly cat...smelly cat...what are they feeding you? Smelly cat...smelly cat...It's not your fa-ah-ault." (Phoebe wannabe) 7. "Can't I even pee without all of OCC looking at me? Well? Are you going to the next joke or what? Go away!" 8. "You go back to the peeing girl! I don't want you oggling me either! " 9. Some friends give you the shirt off their back. Look what Julie gives you! 10. I don't know what the hell charity they're walking for...but I support them...absolutely!
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#362
05-16-2015, 09:03 AM
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Nothing Particular
Left to Right Yaddi-Ya.
1.Betty was quite amazed at how many people were cheering her daily jogging routine. 2.It didn't seem to matter how much he warned her.Fiona was constantly stumbling into her husband's security booby-traps. 3.Toni learned rather quickly that her new boss took the term 'dictation' quite literately. 4.It took Patty a few seconds to realize that someone had smeared the side of her Jacuzzi with superglue.
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#363
05-16-2015, 02:33 PM
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#364
05-20-2015, 08:22 AM
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Obvious
Yes it is.
1."I mean sometimes I feel like I'm just walking around naked.And no one bothers to tell me.Isn't that silly?" 2."Really? What makes you think I'm Jewish?" 3."Are you serious? And I just thought he had a very dark tan!"
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#365
05-21-2015, 10:13 AM
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My Contribution
Probably reposts but still worth it.
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#366
05-24-2015, 09:55 PM
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Funny faces
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#367
05-25-2015, 11:42 PM
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Few more of Tiger
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#368
05-26-2015, 01:36 PM
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#369
05-30-2015, 01:46 PM
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Disorder in the Court
It's no wonder our legal system is so messed up.
1."Your Honor.I'd like to call a recess to privately consult with my client." 2."I'm sure you always wondered what we judges wore under our robes." 3.Everyone just assumed that the sounds from the jury room meant they were arguing evidence. 4.After reviewing the evidence. It was easy to convict the Assistant DA of jury tampering.
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#370
06-11-2015, 12:56 AM
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Alarming Incidents
When things don't go quite as planned.
1.It would have been even more exciting if the fire alarm hadn't gone off a few seconds later. 2."Oh,fuck.That was husband we just passed!" 3.Zoey then realized she'd fallen for the old invisible car scam. 4.Initially the Police Officer only stopped her for not wearing a seat belt.
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