I love you, funny face! - Page 36

wildfire54 · #**351** 05-09-2015, 02:31 PM

Day to Day happenings.

1.While he felt the cost for the room was a little high.Warren thought that the maid service was first rate.

2.Diane's 'Keep the customer interested' sales technique.Made her one of the top car salesmen at the dealer.

3."You know,Mike. It really hurts when you think I'm out fooling around on you."

4."Damn,Nancy.When you said you now had some big coconuts.I thought you'd gotten breast enhancements."

Ghost In Oblivion · #**352** 05-09-2015, 08:25 PM

Because she's a fun French girl...

1. "Moi? You zink I am zee Funny Girl? Do you zink my nose is bigger zan Barbara Streisand? But I am zexier...no?"
2. "I am zee Zundance keed! Zee me danzing? I am waiting for my lesbian friend, 'Butch' Cassidy! Do you geet eet?
3. "I give zee better footjob zan Doctor Scholls! "
4. "I am Jack Nicholson in Zee Zhinning...Heeeere's Johnny!"
5. "Oh! You did not hear zat, I hope...American chili and zee French Fries iz no good for me!"
6. More ironic humor.
7." If I conzentrate I can pull myzelf up in zee air by zee breast power..."
8."Mirror mirror on zee wall... Who is zee fairest French person of all time? Me? Or Jacques Cousteau?"
9." I zee you doing zee mazturbation, you fat boy leeving in your mamma's bazement. I won't tell her if you zend me lots of money. "
10. "I must get zee rest, but my pusswa is always, how you say...focused."

Note: No actual French persons were harmed during the making of this post

Ghost In Oblivion · #**353** 05-10-2015, 07:19 PM

"Zo Janette....I zee that like moi you are a beautiful femme Francaise who likes zee zex....how would you like to make zee menage a trois with moi and Ghost In Oblivion. Yez...he is zee ghost but zee two of uz can zurely bring him back to life, no?"

You bet they could!

Ghost In Oblivion · #**354** 05-10-2015, 07:30 PM

Yes, they had humor and sex back then.

1. "Mildred...in looking over the list you made up of things we needed to bring...you omitted men and clothes." (Mildred is sneaky that way)
2. Just say no to Nazis.
3. Judith thought she had crabs...but it was only a lobster.
4. Certainly NOT for reproduction...in fact my guess is this is as far as she let THAT GUY get.
5. "Hey...yo! Handsome! You want summa dis? C'mere!" (Gotta love Brooklyn girls)
6. It was during an orgy in the 70s, with his three closest gal pals, that young Michael Creighton first got the idea for "Jurassic Park."

wildfire54 · #**355** 05-11-2015, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion

Yes, they had humor and sex back then.

1. "Mildred...in looking over the list you made up of things we needed to bring...you omitted men and clothes." (Mildred is sneaky that way)
2. Just say no to Nazis.
3. Judith thought she had crabs...but it was only a lobster.
4. Certainly NOT for reproduction...in fact my guess is this is as far as she let THAT GUY get.
5. "Hey...yo! Handsome! You want summa dis? C'mere!" (Gotta love Brooklyn girls)
6. It was during an orgy in the 70s, with his three closest gal pals, that young Michael Creighton first got the idea for "Jurassic Park."

Loved the use of the vintage pictures.Great idea.

chuckles2006 · #**356** 05-12-2015, 12:14 AM

here are some

Ghost In Oblivion · #**357** 05-13-2015, 07:11 AM

What happens after sex with Charlie Hustle.

A tribute to a key member of Cincinnati's Big Red Machine. ( If you don't like baseball, you won't get it)

Ghost In Oblivion · #**358** 05-13-2015, 07:16 AM

"Oh hi Darth...did you have a good day at The Death Star?"

One Imperial commander has chosen the wrong woman to have an affair with...

Ghost In Oblivion · #**359** 05-13-2015, 07:39 PM

1. Some women have unusually intense orgasms.
2. I figure "Hurenhauptstadting" her is worth all the "Erfurt."
3. Never try applying spray deodorant while drunk. At least she has kept it out of her face...
4. If you intend to win the Twister championship of the world, you'll need constant practice.
5. "For my next number I'll sing my favorite Bangles song..."
6...."Pose like an E-gypt-shun"
7. No left turns...and no posing like a left turn either!
8. Hugh Hefner almost made the mistake of hiring this company to design the Playboy logo.
9. People often ask if I write all my own jokes...well...not exactly.
10. Why small farms were so popular from the 30s to the 50s.

Ghost In Oblivion · #**360** 05-14-2015, 06:50 AM

You have to admire girls who can laugh in the face of the Dick of Death.

Or...as Blue Oyster Cult once sang: "Don't Fear The Reaper" (More cow bell!)

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