*Naked in the news*

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Naked protests live on in France as council strips

How do you get motorists to adjust to a new and reduced speed limit of 30 kilometres an hour?

Councillors in Touillon-et-Loutelet in eastern France think the answer is to show some skin.

In a new ad campaign, the team of ten men and one woman stripped off with only the protection of speed limit road signs. A photo of the group was made into a banner to hang in the town's streets, and was revealed on Monday morning to the no doubt shocked motorists.

Town Mayor Sébastien Populaire told the L'Est Répblicain newspaper that while the idea might sound crazy, it was the team's best idea to get people to take notice.

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Naked woman high on LSD walks through Post Falls

POST FALLS, Idaho - A naked woman was seen on 4th and Spokane St in Post Falls on Saturday, according to the Post Falls Police Department.

Officers were able to locate the woman and determined she was high on LSD. They called EMS and cleared her medically.

Officers took her to Kootenai Health and were able to contact a relative to release the woman to.

[KarlMalone]

Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store

A West Virginia woman caused quite a stir when she decided to attempt a convenience store robbery naked.

According to WOWK TV, police received a call at 1:30 a.m. Tuesday morning reporting a naked woman walking across the parking lot of the Motel 6 in Cross Lanes, West Virginia. A few minutes later, the panic alarm was activated at a One Stop convenience store next to the motel.

As it turns out, One Stop was an appropriate name, and the police were able to handle both problems at once.

When they arrived at the store, bystanders directed them to the back room, where they found 30-year-old Drema Setliff inside the store’s electrical closet, completely naked and trying to cover herself with a white towel.

Witnesses told police the woman walked into the store, tried to lock the door, and attempted to rob the clerk. She allegedly grabbed the female clerk by the hair, and ordered her to open the safe....

woman was carrying a towel when she entered the store, but made no attempt to cover herself.

“But from what I understand it wasn’t being used to cover her. She was just holding it,” Corporal Brian Humphreys of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department told reporters.

Police suspect drugs or alcohol may have been involved, according to the WV Gazette.

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Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store

Maybe she was inspired by this found on http://nudeworldorder.tumblr.com/ a while ago.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32308770

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...new-guidelines

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A Clitheroe FC football player has been sacked after he was filmed allegedly having sex with a woman in the manager’s dug-out.

Jason Hart (24) was dismissed yesterday after the clip was circulated on social media.

The film is believed to have been shot in the away dugout after the Blues’ 4-1 defeat at Mossley AFC, in Tameside, on Saturday afternoon.

An official club statement by Clitheroe Chairwoman Anne Barker, posted on April 19th at Clitheroe FC website reads as follows: “Following a non-football related incident at Mossley AFC yesterday. Jay Hart has been dismissed from the club.”

Jay, who lives in Accrington, previously played for Padiham and Colne FC.

anyone have the video or the link to the video

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news...where-32448416

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Naked, armed woman accused of kidnapping man near Bloomfield

A 30-year-old naked woman armed with an ax and a knife allegedly took a man hostage last week on U.S. Highway 64.

James Sides told police that Jennifer Lee Brown jumped into his vehicle, and, at knife-point, forced him to drive to a Sonic Drive-In in Bloomfield.

He contacted police at the restaurant, and Brown, who was nude except for a black trash bag wrapped around her waist, was arrested at a nearby Dollar General, according to the arrest warrant.

Sides told The Daily Times on Monday that he moved to Bloomfield about two months ago to live closer to his mother.

"I was scared to death the whole time," he said. "But afterwards, it's kind of hard not to laugh."

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Couple, 'naked head to toe,' accused of having sex at Waukesha library

Locking the door of a restroom at the public library doesn't quite qualify as "getting a room," a Pewaukee man has learned.

Especially when you don't really lock it.

Here's what police say happened in Waukesha last month, according to a criminal complaint:

A woman walked into the family restroom at the Waukesha Public Library about 5 p.m. on March 2 and was shocked to see "two subjects having sex sitting on a toilet... naked from head to toe." She complained to library staff that "this was unacceptable."

When security officer Bret Best returned to the restroom, it was locked. He knocked, and heard what sounded like people getting dressed before Daniel Goralski, 29, and Julie Dahms emerged, clothed.

Goralski at first gave a false name before properly identifying himself. Best asked the couple what they were thinking, and why didn't they at least lock the door.

Dahms she and Goralski "got excited because they hadn't seen each other in a couple of days." She said they did lock the door, and that the lock must have malfunctioned. They said they were sorry and left.

Dahms received a municipal citation, but based on his prior record, Goralski was charged Wednesday with disorderly conduct, as a repeater, meaning he faces up to two years in prison. He is being held in the Waukesha County Jail.

According to the complaint, Goralski has prior convictions for violating a domestic abuse injunction, bail jumping, and having sex with a child 16 or older.

The complaint did not list an age for Dahms, but the Waukesha Freeman reported she is 19. According to both of their Facebook pages, the couple is engaged to be married.