Urban Pictionary

[dognheat]

These are awesome. I love "the minivan"

Thanks for contributing and making me smile!

Originally Posted by wolf86

Dog, this thread is awesome, I just spent the last hour going through the whole thing. And here are close relatives to the shocker:

The Teaser- One in the pink

The Pleaser- Two in the pink

The Shocker- Two in the pink, one in the stink

The Spocker- Two in the pink, two in the stink

If the shocker don't rock her, Spocker

The Rocker- Three in the pink, one in the stink

The Show Stopper- One in the pink, three in the stink

The Mini van- Two in the front, five in the back

[wolf86]

Originally Posted by dognheat

These are awesome. I love "the minivan"

Thanks for contributing and making me smile!

Haha no problem! Apparently there is another version of the minivan that some might find offensive, but here it is-

The Mexican Minivan- Five in the front and five in the back... or you put 2 (or more) in the front and a buddy puts 10 in the back...

It seems trying this one could be hazardous to your health though...

[Sparky 45]

Quite literally laughing out loud!

[Tifosi]

That's some funny shit!

[ModelT-MsDollie]

Originally Posted by dognheat

Cybernapped: Occurs when viewing someone or something on the web that consumes you, so much so, that you realize, hours later, that hours have passed since you blinked your eyes.

I've been cybernapped by this amazing thread. Since joining OCC we have learned so many new old sayings. It proves that you can teach an old dog new tricks. In fact we'd never heard the term dogging before either. Thanks.

[dognheat]

Annacondom posted this phrase in another thread (link to the post through the blue arrow after his name in the quote). It needs to be included in this thread.

Originally Posted by annacondom

Grandpa's Elbow or ball sucking
referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack...

C'mon honey, if you loved me, you'd suck my grandpa's elbow while I gave your girlfriend surprise buttsecks!

[dognheat]

Mind the Gap: An expression to note the sighting of a gap of space on a woman immediately beneath the vagina and between her thighs. This gap is most easily spotted when the woman wears a bikini, yoga pants, or nothing.

I guess I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings when I was reaching into my trunk for the last bag of groceries because two guys in a pick-up truck drove past, yelled "mind the gap," whistled, and cheered as they drove past. Now that I know what it means, I'm going to wear these yoga pants more often!

Wife: Honey, how come your brother kept saying "Whoa, Mind the Gap" excitedly while all of us were walking on the beach?!?!
Husband: I think he was just trying to warn us of dangerous areas that could hurt our marriage if one of us got caught in one!

You can mind more gaps here, at The Gap

[dognheat]

Thumb Grips: Matching indents on a woman's lower back located on either side of her spine. This a genetic trait and they are sometimes also referred to as "Dimples of Venus," "Princess Dimples," or "Butt Dimples." Many people find them cute and sexy. They serve a functional purpose when a guy gives it to a woman doggy style and grabs her hips, making sure to press each thumb into each dimple to ensure the most secure grip for the ride.

When I saw her on the beach, I admired her Princess Dimples, and when I got her back to my hotel room I couldn't wait to try those Thumb Grips!

I started doing her doggie style and I quickly realized she was the one fucking me. She was rocking her hips so hard, I needed to use her thumb grips or she would have knocked me off the bed!

Here's a short thread dedicated to Sexy Back Dimples.

[r7o7b5]

Originally Posted by dognheat

Beaver Saddle: Occurs when a female saddles up and rides a man's (or woman's) face.

My cheeks are chapped and my ears are chafed because my wife used my head as her beaver saddle last night!

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[r7o7b5]

Originally Posted by dognheat

Sexretary: A woman hired for secretarial work who lacks the ability or initiative for administrative work, but compensates for her deficiencies by wearing sexy clothing and providing attendant perks to executives.

Laura gets about three out of ten basic filing and copying tasks done properly each day. When I called her into my office to discuss her performance, she gave me a review of her assets, and so I gave her a raise.

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Acme incorporated had to fire Jamie because she had sex with the phone and answered my dick. There isn't room in the budget for someone who shows incompetence as a secretary and a sexretary.

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Need one like her!!!