my favs

[bbgapril]

when the Deputy escorted him out the door, his partner and his woman followed behind, setting up a three or at least two on one scenario
This quickly changed when I went out side after them and made my presence known by calling out the deputy's name and asking if everything was OK
I know these guys will probably be a problem to someone, but that was not the night they were feeling lucky.

[Don Jon]

Originally Posted by bbgapril

Question..why do they call it Muff diving?

...diving. A muff is an item of winter wear. A furry tube to keep your hands warm. The slang developed from there.
(When the Royal Navy allowed females to serve on submarines it took on a whole new meaning)

[bbgapril]

Thank you Don Jon, I did not know that

[bbgapril]

Anyone who says history is not fun needs to read it more often

[bbgapril]

Take for example, why did they always say "Bookem Danno" on Hawaii 5-0?
Just look at it from his point of view

[bbgapril]

Guns N Roses
I know this chick, she lives down on Melrose
She ain't satisfied without some pain
Friday night is goin' up inside her again
Crack the whip and that b*tch is just insane
I'm serious

[bbgapril]

She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up and you can ride her
She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Once there was this rock 'n' roll band
Rollin' on the streets
Time went by and it became a joke
We just needed more and more fulfilling, uh-huh
Time went by and it all went up in smoke
But check it out

[bbgapril]

She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up and you can ride her
She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
Ohh I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Once you made that money it costs more now
It might cost a lot more than you'd think
I just found a million dollars
That someone forgot
It's days like this that push me over the brinks
Cool and stressing

[bbgapril]

She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up and you can ride her
She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down
And I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh she's the right one
Oh she's the right one
And I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

But I can tell you a thing or two
'Bout somethin' else
If you really wanna know
Know what I'm sayin'

[bbgapril]

Luniz - Handcuff Your Hoes

This rap here goes to all you player haters
Hand cuff your hoes, that goes to all you captain save-hers
Me, my major industries gold teeth and diamonds
Been grindin' for nine and half years now I'm rhymin'
Reclinin' meal tickets couldn't be lookin' me in the eye
I'm sigh now, clown that ass like saturday night live (whhhyyyy!)
Because I'm all between they wife's thighs
But all jokes aside I yoke the ride and roll the weed up at the same time
While I drive I cross my heart and hope to die
Hella high, it's the mobb blowin' greenery till we die
So haters do me a favor, handcuff your briide
I creep through when your husband's at the job
Many hunners got players, baby mammas feedin' me all kinds
Of hibachi shrimp and I don't even rock versacci pimpin dudes
But when I'm through, you never knew I touched her
Got her screamin loud as hell like chris tucker (aaaaah!)