I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right- top to bottom)

1. The problem with allowing dogs in the house.
2. You thought The Bangles and The Go Go Girls were big acts...just wait until The Matching Thongs hit the air waves!
3. "I can't believe I'm actually posing nude in a thread called I Love You, Funny Face!"
4. "Hi Martha...oh no. I'm not up to much- just getting a facial. No silly, I'm not at the beauty salon!"
5. Seconds later, the cute little gymnast was in for the surprise of her life. Choose your spotters carefully!
6. Talk about mixed signals...does she love him or does she want him to fuck off?
7. If you are about to go muff diving you have to dress the part.
8. Those glowing eyes...those claws...we are looking at a teen possessed! Call the Exorcist!
9. All bras and bikini tops should be cleverly hung on the ceiling where short women can't reach them.

[Fox Mulder]

Imagine lesbian heaven
It's easy if you try
just girls to lick us -and not a single guy

(Here's some fun tongue pics to fuel your fantasies of a lesbian heaven. These girls would be a lot of fun in such a place. I threw in the last pic for those who just prefer a good blow job.)

[Fox Mulder]

Because laughing is good for you

(Captions read left to right- top to bottom)

1. Some women will do just about anything to impress their college professors. Go ahead... take a big bite.
2. Speaking of big bites- there's nothing worse than sneaking into your neighbor's pool and discovering he owns a Great White Shark... with a foot fetish.
3. Speaking of fish- ever see "A Fish Called Wanda?" This pit sniffer reminded me of Kevin Kline's character. If she speaks a foreign language -Jamie Leigh Curtis's character will soon be all hot and wet.
4. Speaking of wet- this shot isn't as sexy as it looks... she just sneezed.
5. Speaking of sneezing- the courage of this man for allowing this picture to be shot is nothing to sneeze at!

6. Speaking of dick-less... I'll close with two female dorm buddies feeling their wine- and about to feel each other.

[hodgeluke8]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1."Girlie, is this how you waste you're time? Taking pussy pictures? In my day we did hard core!"
2."Oh...good! There it is! I swear I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached!"
3. WOMEN ON SOFA: Blonde: "I hate her!" Brunette: "I wish I had an ass that looked good in a thong!"
4. The trouble with loose vaginas: "Uh...a little help here? Uh...I think I'm impaled on this thing!"
5. The bikini-top stealing pool shark has struck again.
6. "Have you seen Vince Wiley? He's about 6' tall and he used to contribute to his thread."
7. "I think you mean Fox Mulder. He's over there making wild love to Dana Scully." (I have a rich fantasy life.)
8. "I am for you, Jim Kirk." (If you haven't seen the original Star Trek episode- you won't get it.
9. "Are you sure you're with the church?"
10. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's why no one at the beach lays anywhere near Laura and her husband.

that first caption is a kiler !!!! i'm still laughing 5 mins later...luv your work thanks

[hodgeluke8]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. "Do you like denim...? I certainly do...!"
2. Jenny seems to be getting a lot of joy out of her joy stick.
3. No need for a caption here. It's just funny.
4. Give a girl an "Amstel" beer and she'll do anything for you.
5. This one has obviously had a whole case of "Amstel' beer.
6. If your gardener watered your plants like mine does, you'd pay extra money for her services too.
7. Lesbian Matchmakers Inc...has another successful business venture!
8. A new Olympic event: The Wet Neck Lesbian Lift. I'd say a gold medal is in the offing.
9. From the "How Many Women Does It Take To Pee?" Department. Having a "paper girl" is always desirable.
10. Imagine if you were like living in a zombie film, and all the zombies were like cute college girls...this might be the like last thing you'd ever see- and you wouldn't mind, 'cause they'd look so cute before they eat your brain...dude.

the girl bent over pissing is a great pic and the best part is she has hairy underarms !!!! so sexy mmmmm

[thalon6]

This was entertaining thread. Girls making faces is always a major turn on.

[mikidora]

Originally Posted by big bane

thought id never get a chance to post this gem. hope it doesnt come back to haunt me

I've found lots of photos of your wife here and they have generated much personal pleasure many times. I say she is simply gorgeous.

I delight in seeing her 'cos she certainly has become my favourite. She's been blessed with a splendid body, full pouty lips, a skin tone which simply glows and sometimes sultry / sometimes intense / sometimes inquisitive eyes. I'd love to see her all dressed up for dinner out - I believe she'd look stunning and she'll retain that quality as she gets older.

In this shot she is as cute as can be - beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

[TittieLover]

How Bout Her...

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Nancy knew she would have to compete with the memories of her boyfriend 's exes, but this...
2. Roy Orbison comes back as a woman.
3. How to ruin a nice picture of two pretty girls...thanks, dude.
4. "OK. That's it! The argument is over. I give up!"

[Larry87]

a good thread resurrected.

Here are a few for the thread.

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