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I handed her the phone and went back down the steps to brew a pot of sobriety. I had struck out tonight and I know that the SS Drama Boat is about to dock.

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It's a funny thing about having children who are adults.
They might love their Dad, but when they screw up they always call for their Mommy.
That way Mom can calm down Dad before he does something that makes perfect sense to him, like face planting a boyfriend who needs to grow up.

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An hour later we were on our way to pick her and her clothes up from her boyfriends house in a small town in Missouri.

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"He told me he doesn't know what he wants in the future. He feels weighed down and wants some space.. You have to understand.."
"You've been living with him for one month."
"He never lived with anyone before."
"Are you no longer together?"
"we're going to take a break..we're not broke up...."
"are we done with the drama yet?"
"You don't understand..I love him."

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Now a three way conversation, guess the participants
"So are you going to live with us or get an apartment and work full time."
"Bear....."
"Dad, I thought I'd just come home for a little while..you know..give him time to think things over..."
"I'm not moving all you stuff back and forth.."
"Bear..."
"But he just needs some time.."
"BEAR!!! Of coarse dear, you can stay with us as long as it takes."
"Did he ever hit you?"
"no Dad, he never did that or I would have called you a long time ago."

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Out of the house came Mr. Soggy Bottom Boyfriend of they year himself.
he took my daughter over to the garden area, said a few words, gave her a hug, then stood on the porch while the last of her things were being loaded into the truck.
I asked my daughter if she had a key to the house and insisted she give it to me so I can return it to him.

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As I pressed the key into his hand he looked up and said "No hard feelings, it just did not work out."
"You little piss bucket." I smiled at him "If I ever see you again, which I probably will because I have a daughter blinded by love, I am going to take you out in the woods and skull fuck you till you scream. I have friends tha will do much worse with just one call. Don't think you pride can over run your ass boy, I play in a different league than you ever could..so stay here and lock your door. If you ever show up at my house you are fair game."
I made sure to smile and shake his hand while doing that, but the wife knew too well and the lecture was on for the next two hours.

[bbgapril]

Ah well, thus is life, roll with it or it will roll over you.

[Randb2001]

Love all the pics you post. The best thread i have found on here. TY for all your work

[bbgapril]

I hear make up sex is amazing