Urban Pictionary

[dognheat]

Originally Posted by delta69

One of my wife's favorite songs is Pontoon by Little Big Town. So she picked up last night watching the Country Music Awards that "motor boating" has a meaning other than the obvious. Sure enough (and thanks to the internet) I find that it does. Basically one puts one face between a nice couple of fun bags (pontoons?) and makes slobbery, loose-lip, motor boat sounds. I've done this occasionally in complete ignorance of the name. See http://vimeo.com/32558339, (a perfectly G rated video) to sort of see it done. Now, all we need are some videos or pics of this particular activity which are more appropriate to our mature tastes.

(I've done this with my face between the ass cheeks, too. But for all I know, that has a different name.)

I appreciate the addition to the Urban Pictionary thread! I found a series of photos to illustrate motor boating.

[dognheat]

Girl Thing: Any concept completed by women that absolutely alienates and confuses men.

Sam: I found these photos from my wife's girl's weekend, and I am dumbfounded. They're naked, they shower together, do one another's hair like they're dolls, rub lotion on each other, they go to bed together naked, but there's not a hint of sexual activity.
Lou: Yeah, my wife does that all the time.It's a Girl Thing.

Enjoy 216 photos of this Girl Thing in the attached ZIP.

[dognheat]

Sugar Daddy: Describes an older man in his money making prime who can land an attractive young lady in her money needing prime. Financial resources overcome the imbalance of age and sexual appeal. A sugar daddy often showers the younger woman with gifts and vacations.

Daphne: I know he could be my father, but I also know the value of my God-given assets will decrease every year. I'm going to fetch top dollar for them while I am able. I hear the jealousy in your voice when you call Sean my sugar daddy. I know you want one too!

[dognheat]

Flurk: A woman who flirts at work like her job depends on it.

She'll never date me, but if she sends me more photos like this, I'll continue to shop at Home Depot. You know, more flurking could turn this whole global economy around in under a week!

[trevor7]

Originally Posted by dognheat

Frosty Walrus: After cumming in your partner's mouth or directly into her nose, you punch her stomach or karate chop her throat to make the cum shoot out of her nose.

My wife likes rough play. I told her I was going to give her a frosty walrus tonight. I think it will take some control to pump my load into her nostrils. I'll have to get her in the girl guide position. It will be awesome when I slap her ass and make the cum shoot back out all over her upper lip.

Sarah didn't know what the hell happened until I cheered "Yeah, Frosty Walrus! Mother Fucker!" She smirked an flipped me off right when I snapped this photo of my achievement.

Even if you never actually complete the Frosty Walrus, its still just really funny to say!

[dognheat]

Clinton: The act of leaving DNA evidence of sexual relations with a woman on her clothes.

My father had it easy, he only had to worry about getting a woman pregnant. Now I can get blackmailed for dropping my load on her blouse. Thanks, Clinton.

She deep throated my cock and begged me to blast the back of her throat. Just as I started to cum, she pulled out my shaft and turned my throat babies into clintons. Fuck!

You can find many more examples of women getting a Clinton in the cum on clothes thread:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=90119

[antjack]

COOL THREAD

[Chillicothe]

Originally Posted by dognheat

Shocker: The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina (normally the index and middle fingers), and one (without warning) into the anus (normally the pinky finger).

Also known as:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink;
two in the grass, one in the ass;
two in the sl*t, one in the butt;
two in the coot, one in the boot;
going to town with one in the brown;
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her;
Two in the bird, one in the turd;
Two in the bow, one in the stern;
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney;
Two in the bush, one in the tush;
Two in the cat, one in the shat;
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz;
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc;
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot;
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher;
Two in the cootie, one in the booty;
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer;
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's;
Two in the dream, one in the scream;
Two in the grass, one in the ass;
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole;
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya;
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo;
Two in the meat, one in the seat;
Two in the one, one in the two;
Two in the paris, one in the hilton;
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper;
Two in the puss, one in the boot;
Two in the slime, one in the crime;
Two in the snail, one in the tail; (I guess this IS what the kids are calling it, Fango!)
Two in the sn*tch, one up the hatch;
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper;
Two in the snapper, one in the starfish;.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper;
Two in the taint, one in the ain't;
Two in the wh*r*, one in the backdoor;
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter;
Two in the womb, one in the tomb;
Two where they're born, one where there's corn;
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.;
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates;
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.

The shocker is frequently thrown, but rarely shown.

NEAL:My wife would shoot me if I gave her surprise buttsecks.
Bob: Have you warmed her up with the shocker?

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Too funny!

[dognheat]

Selfie (or Selfy): An autobiography told with pictures. A photo one takes of one's self.

Ladies, we love your selfies, just make sure that you: use good lighting, hold the camera steady (or set it down and user a timer), clean your mirror, make sure the toilet in the background isn't full of pee, tease out a series of photos, and smile!

I am in the process of uploading about 1000 photos of this beauty. You can find the other photos here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=75186 starting with post #107 on page 11.

I'm glad to welcome her to the Urban Pictionary Thread! Don't forget to patronize the Self Shots Project on One Click Chicks for more on-topic photos.

[wolf86]

Dog, this thread is awesome, I just spent the last hour going through the whole thing. And here are close relatives to the shocker:

The Teaser- One in the pink

The Pleaser- Two in the pink

The Shocker- Two in the pink, one in the stink

The Spocker- Two in the pink, two in the stink

If the shocker don't rock her, Spocker

The Rocker- Three in the pink, one in the stink

The Show Stopper- One in the pink, three in the stink

The Mini van- Two in the front, five in the back