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By instinct I opened my mouth and took him in my mouth. I could taste my remnants on his dick as I took it inside. I was glad to notice that my taste on his dick was barely available and even tasted a bit sweet. My lips glided effortlessly on his already soaking dick. I bobbed up and down on his throbbing member, desperately wanting to give him pleasure. I wantonly sucked his dick with all the skill I could muster. I took him as deep as I could down the back of my throat and back up again to start over.

"Ooo, fuck yes!" He sighed, "cup 'dem titties for me". Again, I dutifully complied with his command. I pulled my hands from my knees and cupped my breasts and pressed them together, lifting them as if to present them to him. He put a thick hand behind my head and took hold my head by my hair. He guided my head on and off his dick with slight pushes in each direction.

"Now girl, who's titties are 'dem?" his well spoken manner was now gone and more primitive. He pulled my head off his dick and I looked up to him.

"Yours, Sir" I replied staring at his big brown eyes with the most sincerity.

"Good" He said in a low tone guiding my face back towards his dick to allow me to suck it again.

Still presenting my breasts in my hands and holding them firmly I moved up and down on him. He once again pulled my head away from his dick.

"Now girl, whose lily white pussy is that?" He queried, knowing how I would respond.

"Yours, Sir" I replied again with the utmost sincerity. He again replaced my head directly onto his dick, expecting me to suck him. I started sucking again and felt his other hand reach around and steady his dick for me. Pulling it back straining his dick I felt it become even harder in my mouth.

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He once more pulled my mouth off him and arched my neck back. I noticed that it was extremely difficult to close my mouth with my neck in the position so I relaxed my jaw and let it agape slightly. I looked up at him expectantly and panted softly. He stroked himself exactly two times and aimed it at my face before I saw the thick white cum shooting out with massive force. I felt the cum splash over my face, hitting my nose, cheek, chin and some in my mouth.

He continued his bombardment by aiming the next blast of hot pearly white cum directly at my breasts. It plopped down with a thick squish as it coated my breasts and oozed itself in and around my hands and fingers. Just as that shot exited his dick he steered my face back on his dick to accept his final loads of hot cum. I swallowed quickly allowing him to fill my cheeks with his seed. Several loads later he finished unleashing his sperm.

He pulled my head back and guided his dick out from the grasps of my lips. He wiggled his dick around my face spreading his sticky sperm all over my cheeks and lips. I licked at his dick like a candy cane, tasting his salty spread. He let go of my head and smiled. He looked down at me as he walked away.

I sat there; my butt firmly sat on my hosed heels, still stinging from before, alone. Cum dripping down my chin, cum oozing between my hands and running down my belly. I couldn't believe how much cum there was. It felt like a gallon of sperm covered my body, all sticky and warm. I'm sure I was quite a mess when he returned with a towel.

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moonlight and pantyhose
bykokshur©

standing there
in the moonlight
in pantyhose
and those clunky
high heal shoes
bountiful
bare
breasts
and a nervous
half smile
on her pretty face
my
manhood
swells

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How to Sweeten Up Your Cum
byDecayed Angel©

In our writing and reading of erotica we come across a lot of differing descriptions of the flavor of cum, whether it is a man's semen or a woman's vaginal secretions. While some of the descriptions may vary depending upon a person's personal preferences, the sweet, tangy, tart, earthy, etc., etc. flavors used to describe the taste are often limited by the author's ability to truly grasp the words to describe a truly unique flavor.

Obviously, the taste of semen and vaginal secretions will vary from person and these tastes can vary from day to day in an individual depending upon a number of factors including what they eat. Since the taste all bodily secretions will vary depending upon what a person eats, certainly a person's cum will vary depending upon what they have eaten.

Eating certain foods will generally affect the taste of cum, however, this effect will vary in flavor and intensity from person to person. Generally, the following foods, beverages and habits will varying the taste of cum as indicated.

1.) Smoking cigarettes or marijuana and drinking alcohol will give the secretions a bitter taste.

2.) Eating red meats, asparagus, broccoli, spinach and some vitamins will give secretions a sharp or salty taste. The presence of sperm in the semen will also give the semen a sharper taste.

3.) Dairy products, such as milk and cheese will also give secretions a salty flavor.

4.) Eating only vegetables (except those from the cabbage family, ie: cauliflower, broccoli or asparagus) especially celery will give secretions a more mild flavor. The absence of sperm in the semen will make the taste more mild.

5.) Eating parsley, wheatgrass and celery have a high chlorophyll content which will make secretions sweeter.

6.) Spicing foods with cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon will also make secretions taste sweeter.

7.) Eating fruit, especially pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangos, apples and g****s also can sweeten the flavor of secretions. Their high sugar content can also offset the bitter tastes caused by smoking or drinking.

Some other things you can do to improver the flavor of your cum is to drink plenty of water, which washes toxins out of your body. As outlined above, eat plenty of vegetables and avoid red meats, instead get your protein from lean meats such as chicken and turkey.

Some people claim that fish can make cum taste bad, but research shows that this tends to vary from individual to individual. Before removing fish from your diet, you may want to tests its affects on the taste of your cum, since fish is a major part of a healthy diet.

Avoid junk foods since they are loaded with chemicals and preservatives, which can affect the taste of cum. There are also products available that claim to sweeten the taste of cum such as Semenex and others but there is not evidence these products work. Cum can be made to taste good by modifying your diet and lifestyle. Overall, a healthy diet had the biggest effect.

For women, diet does have an effect on the taste of their vaginal secretions, but the overall health and cleanliness of the vagina can have a greater effect. Generally a woman's vagina is on the acidic side, with a PH range of 3.8 to 4.5. Anything that offsets the PH balance of the vagina can significantly affect the health and therefore the taste of the vagina. Regular soap has PH ranges between 7.0 to 14 and can actually cause some infections. Excessive douching can also cause vaginal infections.

While women can also vary the taste of their cum through the diet tips mentioned above, the most important thing they can do for their taste is to keep the vagina healthy and happy with a PH range between 3.8 and 4.5. Especially strong tastes or odors can be signs of an infection and should be followed up.

So there you go, a way to sweeten up your cum or perhaps to simply vary the taste of your cum for a change of pace in your lovemaking. It all basically comes down to varying some of the food you eat and maintaining a healthy diet and lifestyle. Bon Appetite!

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An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'm so lonely, too. Buy me and take me home, you won't ever be sorry.'

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else.
So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'Kiss me and you won't be sorry.'
So! The old lady figured, what the heck, and kissed the frog.

Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
The prince then returned the old lady's kiss.
Suddenly she felt herself transforming from his kiss.
Now can you guess what the old lady turned into ?

Come on ... guess...!

She turned into the first Holiday Inn She could find !

She's old...... NOT DEAD !!!

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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They have special power. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals improve my abilities?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saheeb. The sandals will prove it to you." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw sexual power!

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own, and grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

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A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized
an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West.

The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink
and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot...

Could you give me some tips?' he asked.

The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high
tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'

'Sure will '

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44
and shot the bow tie off the piano player.

'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?'

'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the
hammer hits it - thatll give you a smoother draw'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up,
drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.

'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?'

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon.
'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.'

The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano,
he's gonna shove that gun up right up your arse, and it won't hurt as much.