A VERY Wet Thread!

[cobra03]

for your enjoyment

[Camster]

Looks like someone blew up the toilet nothing but a concrete hole in the ground.lol

Originally Posted by cobra03

for your enjoyment

[viewer317]

Looking at this thread, I realized that I skipped some of the nurse videos.

***** PRO VIDEOS REMOVED *****

Please stick to amateur videos here. Some of these look like they may come from pee fetish paysites. In Japan only real amateur don't have blurred pussy.

Thanks,

[viewer317]

Originally Posted by viewer317

Looking at this thread, I realized that I skipped some of the nurse videos.

***** PRO VIDEOS REMOVED *****

Please stick to amateur videos here. Some of these look like they may come from pee fetish paysites. In Japan only real amateur don't have blurred pussy.

Thanks,

Sorry, but then you might as well delete the other nurse videos that I posted on pages 36, 37, 38 and 48 of this thread. I didn't get them from a pee fetish pay site but from a free Asian Posting Forum at http://www.phatforums.com/asianpost/index.shtml

I don't believe than any videos that I have posted on OCC have been models but amateurs. Also, I believe that if any amatuer video gets posted on a Japanese website, they blur the pictures. The giant thread with the Japanese locker room videos all had blurred pussy shots too. Maybe someone with more knowledge in that area could let us know.

In any case, I won't post anymore without pre-approval from you or Alex.

[heafyd]

Ladies,
Please Please Please pay attention to this.
Wipe after taking a pee.
I took a random view of the videos in this post tonight and I am appaled to find that not only do most of you take a piss, but never wipe or wash your hands after you do piss.
Also of the VERY few vids that I did actually see a female wipe 90% did it incorrectly.
Ladies you must always wipe your vulva from your clit to your anus not visa versa. The problem is that you wipe contaminates into your labia area and then those contaminantes can grow into a yeast infection at the least and a blatter infection or worst at most.
Also and this is important...... How many of you ladies like to have your clit stroked by a hot guys tounge? I for one love the taste of honey. The fresh clean taste of a well kept woman.
NOT the smell of an outhouse on a 98.6 degree day.
Please take care of your selves ladies
Heaf

P.S. That shake the dew off the lilly thing is cute but an ineffective attempt at Hygiene. Be careful.
P.S.s. Guys wash your hands also, Not to mention trim your nasty stinky pubic area if your don't bath regularly.

[QDiddy]

WTF?? *LOL*

I'm not sure if you're giving a lecture here, or if you're being facetious.

I can only assume that you're being serious without the use this emoticon.

[heafyd]

Guys have you ever went down south on a ladies vulva and wanted to up chuck?
I have and did.
Ladies get a clue
Heaf

[datch]

a drunk women peeing in the street in Ibiza

[datch]

Misha filming herself in the garden. She starts with a few squirts and then there is a longer piss. You might have to look closely but it is there.

[ghillie]

Originally Posted by heafyd

Guys have you ever went down south on a ladies vulva and wanted to up chuck?
I have and did.
Ladies get a clue
Heaf

If a few drops of sterile pee make you gag, son, then don't think about that wet velvet Petri dish you are about to dive into, it's crittertown galore. You'll be better off ordering the house salad and creme brulee.

Now, the seasoned diver makes a few unobtrusive hot zone core samples, romantic-like of course, before deploying his gills.

The seasoned diver also knows that only a nub calls that thang a "vulva."

Hell, that's half your problem. "Vulvas" are locked down tighter than a bull's butt at fly time. All sealed up in nylon and granny panties. You want somethin' that SEEN the light! Aired out! Flossed! Made the proper how-dee-doos!

Open your *mind* Heafyd! What you're callin' a vulva, and the wise Brits call "pink bits" (methinks), is properly labeled a coochie, cooter, flapper, snapper, heavenly taco, monkey, burger, and muffin for starters. (Why do I want an In-n-Out suddenly?) You want something that winks back at ya', hold the teeth!

Besides Heafyd, if she's poppin' her "vulva" open for your dining pleasure, it ain't no "vulva" and she ain't no lady ... at least for the moment.

After nearly 40 years at the raw bar, I have a few tips that may help you to become a Master Chief Pearlman:

Tip #1: If you smell the backbay, you *are* heading to a clambake: Chlam-ydia trachomatis to be exact, or some other tuna-boat plague. Excuse yourself, SCRUB YOUR FINGER, then suddenly remember you left your naked Mother tied to her wheelchair on the porch. Not only do you avoid a vomitaceous sore throat, Willie and the Po' Boys will wink their thanks later.

Tip #2: If her goo looks like ricotta, you better ought notta. She's got the Yeastie Boys jamming down there and, unless you don't give a rat's ass about your chewin' parts and their surroundings, eat your bread from a different plate.

Tip #3: If you are really squeamish about nasty smells and tastes, run like hell if you see a double espresso in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Caffeine and nicotine just oooooozzzzze out of her coochie, and her pee is potent enough to clear the pond. So, if you have a trip-trigger gag reflex, put on your nose clip before you do battle with her pink pearl.

Tip #4: If she's (a) smokin' naked Joe's, (b) swillin' Starbuck's by the quart, (c) leavin' a ricotta trail on your moonlit stroll, and (d) bringin' tears to the eyes of passersby when she ties her sneaker, but the Little General still sez "Charge!" then there's only one thing to do - Tequila, lots of it. The cheaper, the better. Take 3 fingers every 15 minutes until your face gets numb enough to lovingly put her cigarette out on it. Then grab her knees, pop her open, and enjoy with abandon. Not only will she smell and taste like a bon-bon factory, the Agave juice will sterilize anything on contact.

Once ya' grow a dick, sonny, it all becomes moot.

Pax vobiscum.

ghillie.308