my favs

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So here was the adventure, You are taking your wife and ten of her friends to Chicago for a bachlorette party. You could either drive straight threw in several cars, drive several cars for several hours and ride a train, or think smart, rent a RV. One way is a pain, the other less of a pain.
The hitch, you are probably not getting laid for the three day event, and your wife will be staying two nights in a condo room with her "homesses".
Let the adventure begin.

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so off we go, music blaring, snacks, food and booze flying all over, movies playing on the television in back, and an eight hour drive. There is always drama during weddings, or parties, so that was handled and a safe drive completed.
First stop, the condo where everyone unpacked and got comfortable. I stayed in the RV so the girks could have thier time together.

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So our first night there, the girls were putting on a fashion show. They brought their little skimpy sleep items and paraded in front of the second story window, playing tease the Bear, who was sitting in the RV and could not come into the condo. Good thing they could not see in the RV. The answer to the first picture is Yes.

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I called up someone I know and found out where the underground clubs are, and that night would be party night at the more interesting male strip clubs and performance artist places.

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The first club we went to, the performance started with a black woman coming out dressed in white bustier, stockings, and stiletto pumps and lying on a couch with her legs spread. The remarkable contrast between her caramel colored skin and stark white looked sexy as hell. She held a vibrator in her hands, which she went on to recite poetry about how the vibrator never let her down, hurt her, or abused her.
She rubbed it between her ample breasts, down her stomach, around her white panties, and panted and screamed in climax at the end of her performance.

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Next came the man in the leather thong who proclaimed himself the alpha male of all time, telling the audience how his stiff manhood could impregnate a woman from 100 feet and break bricks in the morning..yea right.

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Bless my wife, she asked the guy if her could only break bricks. She had to add a second story on the house for her husband. He asked if she wanted to touch it, she replied why not, she hasn't played with playdough since she was a child. He went away a little miffed.

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That was followed by two lesbians wearing bikini bottoms who drenched their shirts with water and rubbed each other, then came out to the audience and encouraged the women in the audience to rub each other, all the while singing. Couldn't tell you what song it was, never heard it before.

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The final act we stayed for was a tough looking woman who was wearing a very large strap on, reciting poetry about her b*tch is a better b*tch to her than any b*tch she could find. At the end, she pulled Mr. Leather thong out of the curtains, and Miss white stockings. While Mr. Leather thong bent toward the audience she pretended to do anal on him while Miss white stockings bent behind her and pretended to tongue her ass.

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When they called intermission, our group took off out the door and on to the next stop, a male strip club.