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bbgapril · #**1911** 12-09-2012, 02:40 AM

Number two went to the pharmacy filled with frozen vegetables and number three went to sporting goods with chicken and beef

bbgapril · #**1912** 12-09-2012, 02:44 AM

number four. with pork sausage and frozen breakfast stuff near the check out lanes

bbgapril · #**1913** 12-09-2012, 02:51 AM

and lastly, the fifth cart was filled with Ice cream products, which I pushed up front and asked for the store manager. And waited,...and waited,..until one finally got to me.

bbgapril · #**1914** 12-09-2012, 03:01 AM

I explained to him how I had just purchase $500 worth of food to donate to charity and was bothered the whole time by pushy sales people, the worst being the checker, trying to sell me stuff I did not want and need. Since he allowed that to go on unimpeded at his store, I hid four carts with frozen foods in his store. Here is your ice cream, look for the sales people and you will find the other four, and have a merry fuck you too. By the way, if that guy selling newspapers asks me if I was mad at my money one more time, he'll be in the obituaries.

bbgapril · #**1915** 12-09-2012, 03:04 AM

He just apologized, sending Mo and Larry to look for the carts, and watched me walk back out the doors. Right into the waiting glares of my lovely wife...oh oh.

bbgapril · #**1916** 12-09-2012, 03:09 AM

the conversation went something like this "what did you do?"
" I'd rather not say."
"I don't hear sirens yet, will I need bond money?"
"no."
"so.what did you do?"

bbgapril · #**1917** 12-09-2012, 03:15 AM

that dam what question persisted for the whole walk to the truck, the exit from the parking lot, and the drive to the highway. Finally, knowing she would never give it up, I told her my manly plan and flawless execution. She began to giggle at first then it turned into a full laugh. ???????Why is she laughing?????

bbgapril · #**1918** 12-09-2012, 03:20 AM

Because she thought it was brilliant, that was why. All except telling the manager what I had done, but he must really be stupid. All he had to do was look at the security cameras and he would know just where I had left them.
Since he sent Mo and Larry to look for them instead, he had not thought of this.

bbgapril · #**1919** 12-09-2012, 03:23 AM

So, onwards we went. Dropping off the stuff and headed home,

bbgapril · #**1920** 12-09-2012, 03:26 AM

It was one of those times when if it weren't so cold, we would have pulled over on the side of the road and had some fun

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