my favs

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the mysteries of nature?

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advise on sex

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advise on life

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no, I think sexual adventures is the best subject

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My wife came home one day and told me she had a surprise for me, but I had to work to get it

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She would give me the one thing I have been wanting, some pictures I took of her in provocative poses, but only if I went to her sisters house and helped her move. Now moving her consisted of me carrying everything heavy while her husband made an excuse not to be there.
I was proven right when I called her sister and she asked if I could bring a friend since her husband had been called into work on some sort of emergency meeting.
I asked my wife what would stop me from searching the house until I found the pictures anyway, she told me they were in her safe..I don't have the combination.

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So, I hired movers to help her sister without the wife knowing about it, paying extra if they were polite and helpful, and left the next morning before my wife did to procure the necessary items for my fiendish plan

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I called her sister and told her I was sending over movers because I had hurt my back..a lie..please forgive me, but I would pay for the whole thing. Do not tell her sister I was not there, please, or she would be mad at me.
It didn't work, or so I found out later in the day when my wife left me some very pissed off voice mail.
She'd forgive me before I was done

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She must have been mad when she got home, she stormed into the garage right at me asking what the hell I did all day if I was not helping her sister. She failed to notice the new rope hanging over the support beam or the pair of handcuffs I had tied it to I had hidden behind my back. As she got within grabbing range I quickly placed them around her wrists and got out of striking range

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Grabbing the end of the rope I had tied off on the other side of the garage, I pulled her up on her tip toes. She was wearing a white silky button up blouse, tan business pants, and tan open toed high heels. She protested strongly, but I found that not saying anything in these scenarios was the best thing, so I let her struggle and cuss as I closed the garage door and brought out the various instruments I would be using.