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bbgapril · #**1401** 08-29-2012, 07:01 AM

I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

bbgapril · #**1402** 08-29-2012, 07:03 AM

After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

bbgapril · #**1403** 08-29-2012, 07:17 AM

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.

bbgapril · #**1404** 08-29-2012, 07:23 AM

Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen

bbgapril · #**1405** 08-29-2012, 07:30 AM

I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

bbgapril · #**1406** 08-29-2012, 07:33 AM

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

bbgapril · #**1407** 08-29-2012, 07:57 AM

next
Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)

bbgapril · #**1408** 08-29-2012, 08:01 AM

The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

bbgapril · #**1409** 08-29-2012, 08:04 AM

Do you think they wrote that song for her?

bbgapril · #**1410** 08-29-2012, 08:10 AM

Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress Lyrics

by The Hollies

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