my favs

[bbgapril]

So, till next time, hunt well my friend

[fz1]

Another fine update

[bbgapril]

Hello to all, and welcome.
Here is a little trick for you
You ask the bartender for a shotglass of water. Take out that unused condom from
your wallet and unroll it. Now you drop 1/4 "Alkaseltzer" tablet into the glass and stretch
the open end of the condom over the glass. Watch in glory as it will slowly achieve an
erection, and bring laughter to most who see it.

If you want more excitement, you drop in a whole "Alkaseltzer." After reaching full erection,
it will continue to build pressure until it flies off the glass and around the room.
It will sure make people duck. Nobody wants to be hit in the face by a high flying,
wet condom.

[bbgapril]

One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house.

They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in.

Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"

Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house".

Finally, the Irishman went in and lifted the fiver and Mickey Mouse popped out again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"

Then the Irishman said "I'm the ghost of Donald Duck I'll lift this fiver and I'll run like fuck"

[bbgapril]

This first girl reminds me of a song,
"I smell sex and
candy here
Who's that lounging
in my chair
Who's that casting
devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely
is a dream"

[bbgapril]

Hey Brother Bear, 73 pages and all you can do is post lame jokes?
Why yes.

Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you
doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree.
With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to
the tree, stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says... "Sweetie, this
just isn't your day."

[bbgapril]

Post more later, be safe and keep entertained

[bbgapril]

Hello to all, I have word of a recall going on in the adult toy industry

[bbgapril]

It seems that all of the pocket rockets made by North Korea have been recalled, they break in three pieces right at orgasm

[bbgapril]

I hope that all the posters to this board understand how much I respect them, and will forgive me if I have any of their posts on my area.