I love you, funny face! - Page 17

Jenn27 · #**161** 10-17-2011, 03:23 AM

I love this thread - so many laughs! Thank you!

jc666 · #**162** 10-17-2011, 07:17 AM

Saw the title of this thread and thought of this pic...

Fox Mulder · #**163** 10-17-2011, 05:07 PM

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1. OK kids...just so you know...your girlfriend sends you something like this? She's pissed.
2. 99% of Cock cancer has been traced to the actions of one deadly woman. Avoid her at all cost.
3. "OK, sing along with me, kids: Rudolf the red-nosed right breast...had a very shiny nose!"
4. "Uh, uh, uh, mm, mm...Hey, wait a minute...this doesn't make me a lesbian does it?"
5. "OK OK! Polly wants to see my tits...but this is the LAST TIME!"
6. Jodie is about to have "unsafe sex."

Fox Mulder · #**164** 10-24-2011, 07:11 PM

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1. During a snowstorm in Minneapolis, john received this picture from his ex girlfriend, Sandy- now living in Hawaii.

2. Kim, the telekinetic lesbian, could flip 'em over and pants 'em...all with her mind!

3. The Johnson sisters prepared to walk past the college quarterback's house...which one would get a ride home?

4. "I know you think this is one of those dreams where everyone is naked except you...I've got some bad news. This isn't one of those dreams. Maybe next party you can go a little easy with the keg..."

5. BEFORE THEY SAW THE PHOTOGRAPHER: "OK- I don't see anybody- let's make a dash for it."

6. Valerie loses yet another bet.

7. Why the Packers are so good on the road. The GM puts a willing cheerleader in every hotel room after wins.

8. "I LOVE birthday surprises...OK let me guess...is it flowers?...chocolate?...a pair of warm socks?"

Fox Mulder · #**165** 11-30-2011, 10:05 PM

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1. Raised by wolves, Jaymie wasn't always the best date to take to the zoo.
2. Cumming in her mouth with such an massive ejaculation, Nate turned Kim's pupils white!
3. Near sighted Natalie prepares to suck off her boyfriend...
4. A little embarrassed, Natalie was directed to the right target.
5. "No honey, those pants don't make you look fat. They make me wanna fuck yer ass!" Blurts drunk Bob.
6. The young couple realizes her parents are home after all...
7. ...and as the headboard pounds against the wall- the kids soon learn that the older folks like to talk dirtier and fuck way rougher than they do.

Fox Mulder · #**166** 12-02-2011, 03:26 PM

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1. Awwww...I don't care what she did...I'm letting this one out!
2. Two lesbian pals try out the new vibrator known as "The meat grinder"
3. "The Ultimate Tease" about to end her birthday strip show for you -and it took her 20 minutes to take that skirt off!
4. Sheena, the top attraction at Martha's brothel, gives the best hand jobs you'll ever have- guaranteed.
5. She's not the first coed to go to bed with a monkey and wake up with a banana.
6. "Did it just whistle? I swear I heard it whistle!"
7. Intimacy is a lost art with the younger generations...
8. WARNING: If you get so drunk that you pass out- you'll miss the best parts of the party.
9. "Here is ze bearded clam in eet's natural habitat." The Undersea World of Jacques Cooze-stow
10. Cindy's pussy does impressions: Here it does the red headed detective from CSI Miami.

Fox Mulder · #**167** 12-02-2011, 03:31 PM

1. She's unwrapping the only gift I want for Christmas

2. This lesbian retelling of the story of The Garden Of Eden would have gone better had the actors not had leaf allergies. (Being itchy makes 'em b*tchy)

3. Why does she love Adidas? Guess where's she's put her shoe!

martyr69 · #**168** 12-02-2011, 09:34 PM

awesome ,keep up with the great finds!

Fox Mulder · #**169** 12-04-2011, 06:19 PM

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1. The cement has hardened. The cheating husband has been dropped over the edge. Smile, baby smile!
2. "I am the holy lesbian. She who cometh unto me shall cometh multiple times." (Yes, Jude had a messiah complex)
3. At the biker rally, the "Smell A Biker's Fingers" competition was in high gear.
4. A joke so funny it makes tits pop out...that's my personal quest in this thread.
5. "Well, Ruth...the little beach party was just fine until your husband came in my eye!" (Swingers on the beach)
6. Cindy's ploy to get a free tank of gas worked!
7. There's something about blowing up an inflatable penis that makes women laugh...
8. "I'm just a gorgeous woman, aren't I?" (Irene doesn't wait for an answer, she has already convinced herself.)
9. Gerald's thrust were so violent that Hannah had to adjust her glasses... Go Gerald! Go!
10. "Everyone's having fun on this thread but me!"

Fox Mulder · #**170** 12-04-2011, 06:35 PM

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1. OK...don't even THINK about this sort of thing in this forum! (Read the rules!)
2. It was fun for a while, but pretending they were at a big party/orgy with other people got boring after six hours.
3. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who the Hell cares?
4. "Yeah, sneaky beach photographers pretty much left me alone until I got the implants. Now I'm all over the Net!"
5. The other cowgirls could have the mechanical bulls, Dana was into HORSEPOWER!
6. "OK! OK!...(hee hee!)...get over here with the matches!"
7. "Uh...I've been thinking. Why is water so wet?"
8. "Hold on Dave, I have some pliers in here somewhere...we'll get your fingers out in no time!"
9. "Well, Kimmy...if you land on my property without cash- you gotta pay your rent with your hot little tongue!"
10. "Here it is!" Helpful Dan finds Veronica's micro bikini top.

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