Nearly but not quite!!

[chesney78]

How about sharing some stories about times where you were close to seeing something or someone naked but something got in the way. Perhaps you were going to see a show at the theatre but had other plans at the last minute. That sort of thing.

I will start it off below.

[chesney78]

I was staying in Germany with my then girlfriend who was on a six month placement with her company. We were out having drinks one evening after work with some of her colleagues male and female and we got talking about the different outlooks on nudity that there is between continental europe and other parts of the world. The conversation got onto Spa's and how natural they were and the fact that the mixed nudity was of no concern to the germans or other nationalities like the dutch. This then led on to an agreement that we should all go to the spa the next day (Saturday). I was keeping quite quiet at this point expecting my girlfriend to put a spanner in the works but surprisingly she seemed quite keen on the idea. Now, most of her female colleagues were pretty hot. all in their early to mid twenties, a couple of stunners and a couple who were maybe slightly on the heavy side but cute enough.

At the end of the evening we parted agreeing to all meet at 2pm the next day for our afternoon at the spa. I slpet very poorly that night looking forward to the next day, not just to see her colleagues in the buff but also teh numerous other woment that would frequent the spa that day. My girlfriedn woke up next morning and was quikly joking about the nudey day that she was about to have, things could not be going any better.

Just before noon however, she got a call on her cell phone from her colleague Ruth who was her best friend from work. It appeared that Ruth had come down with a cold and was going to be unable to make it. Hearing this made my girlfriend decide that without Ruth (a Spa veteran) there she no longer felt confident enough to go.
Me bring the supportive b/f I supported the decison thinking
a) I would look like I was not a perve
b) We would be sure to rearrange in the future

As luck would have it I returned home a few days later, we split up a few weeks later and I never returned to Germany. I have often wondered what might have been and whether the trip was rearranged but just without me being there!!

[Tomwdrake]

A weird request...

A few years ago an attractive co-worker invited me to a party. It was a birthday party for her husband and it was in March but she said there would be a Mardi Gras theme because that's what her husband wanted.

Knowing this girl and her friends were often the type to get topless in public (though I'd never seen) I was eager to go. I even lucked out because my wife got sick and couldn't make it. At first the party was kind of slow, I arrived late and so I was sober and got sent with another attractive coworker to get more booze. She kept talking all the way to the store about how another girl had arrived drunk and started flashing for beads as soon as she walked in the door. The host had provided beads for free to everyone so it was just an excuse to get the titties out. She was going on about what a sl*t she was, etc. and how she would never do that.

We got back and heard a story about how that same girl had started going down on her boyfriend and the boyfriend figured it was time to go home, so I missed that whole escapade.

Then I looked up and saw that there was a guy up on the balcony flashing his cock for beads. Great. Cock. The girls went nuts, threw a bunch of beads up there, one of them flashed him but her back was to me so I missed it. I tried to be cool about walking around but nope, didn't see anything except cock.

A little later a girl I didn't know got totally wasted, stripped naked and got in the hot tub with her boyfriend. When the hostess figured out what was going on she switched off the light over the hot tub. I got to hear them splashing around, couldn't see anything though unless I walked right up there and that was going to look rude and pervy... I did have to work with these people. Missed that one too, which was a shame because she was hot. Pretty sure she blew him in the hot tub.

I figured as the night wore on there would be more drinking and more flashing but it basically went on like that all night. Lots of tits exposed when I was either not in the room or not able to see or just around a corner. The party eventually got down to the last few girls sitting around and b*tching about husbands/boyfriends and not in the mood to show anything.

Final score for the evening: -1 (I gave myself a negative point for the cock)

[Azncandy]

How's this for 'So close yet so far'. This was back in college times.

My girlfriend and I were going to go out clubbing with my best friend and his then girlfriend (now wife). Lets call her Ivana.

On that night, my girlfriend had to go to her friend's birthday bash. My friend got himself committed to an online group game which he couldn't get out of without letting down the whole team.

I decided to call off the clubbing and just chill out. My best friend calls me and asks me for a favour. "Please take Ivana out. She is hankering to go clubbing and swore that if she doesn't go out, I don't get to play."

Now Ivana was a hot little number. We got along but never really talked much because she came from a very rich family and can be a little b*tchy.

Anyways, to cut a long story short. We ended up going clubbing just the two of us, had a few drinks and hit it off really well. She started to get really drunk and overly friendly. We were dancing and she would press up against me and put my hands on her ass. We ended up in the back corner couch and Ivana started teasing me. She sat on my lap facing me and started gyrating. She leaned over me and pulled down her tube top. As my bestfriend's girlfriend's perky tits wobbled infront of me, I could tell she was pretty drunk.

Within seconds, I lifted her top back up, got her off me and totally changed the subject. I decided it wasn't wise bringing her home so drunk so we went to a coffee shop and chatted till she was a lot more sober. At the end of it, she thanked me for being such a gentleman.

Today, she is my bestfriend's wife. She is still hot and still b*tchy. Always wondered what could have happened, but always glad that nothing happened.

[southrn500]

During my high school days, there was a lake (actually a manmade rockpit) in the area which people frequented (rope swings, etc). In the center of the lake was an island. On one summer occasion, my friend and I invited a couple girls to go out to the lake for a swim. I can't remember how it happened, but his younger brother came along with us. After 30 min or so, we decided to swim out to the island. We reached the island and sat around chatting for a bit. Soon his brother decided to go investigating. My friend and his girl left shortly after. The girl I was with was someone I knew but this was really the first time we'd actually been out together. She was a real cutie. Tiny breasts, smoking butt. She ahd on a great bikini (remember this is the late 70's. no thongs yet. this was one of the low rise hipster bikinis that teased with butt cleavage). We were talking and she starts getting closer. We begin kissing. I reach back and start feeling her butt cheeks. No drawing back, so I put my hand down the back of her bikini and start kneeding her bottom. We're now tounges deep into each other. I'm getting all boned up (remember, this is just an aquaintance and we're 'dating' for the first time. After about five minutes, she turns her back to me (I'm sitting on a small rocky edge and she's standing in the water) and leans back. I'm start nibbling on her neck. She's breathing heavily. How fast should I move on this ? I slowly start rubbing her belly and move up cupping her right breast in my hand and gently squeeze. BAMM ! Here comes my friends brother around the bushes looking to find everyone. The moment is broken and we swim back to the shore. I never got to go out with her again.

[lgnclark]

I feel like I shouldn't be giving this a thumbs up...tough break.

[testme97]

My local swimming hole has a path along the hillside and a bunch of places you can walk down a 20' hill to the river. If I hadn't taken the first path down to the river, I'd have seen the naked couple behind the bush before they saw me. Instead, I saw two pairs of legs disappear behind the bush and a flurry of clothes being put on. Too bad - she was pretty hot even in a bikini.

A year or two ago I was at the more private part of the area, where several people were skinnydipping. The couple on the other side were making out, and I heard her say "I don't care if people see us f*ck", which sounded really promising. Just then we heard a train whistle, and you can kind of see the passenger train from where we were, and she's like "WTF?", grabs a towel, hides behind the rock and gets dressed. Nothing more happened, though a few hours later I saw them leaving and it looked like they'd probably found some privacy again.

[Way2hard]

I lived off campus with 3 other guys, in the apartment next door were 4 girls one really a beautiful girl. She was in our apartment one afternoon and one of my room mates and myself picked up a deck of card and suggested that we play strip poker. She agreed but I thought she would not actually remove her clothes. She either did not know how to play poker or was willing to strip, after quickly losing shoes and whatever else she could take off that did not make any difference she lost again. She had nothing else to remove without removing clothing that made a difference. She reached under her skirt and removed her panties with out revealing seeing anything other than a lot of leg. When she lost again she unhooked her bra and unbuttoned a button or two and pulled the bra out allowing most of one breast to be exposed and just a little of her nipple was exposed. Her panties and bra were laid on the floor beside her chair and we were really excited because she had nothing left to remove without revealing some very interesting body parts. Unfortunately her roommate knocked on the door and like a bunch of inexperienced dummies we let her into the room. She saw what we were doing and saw her room mates underwear on the floor. Before we could play another hand she insisted that her room mate had to return to their room. Over our protest she picked up her underwear, put on her shoes and left. We were really excited about what had almost happened but disappointed. We never finished the poker game and never had the opportunity to see her naked.