Wish I had my camera today (story)

[Klondike]

Today at my local CO beach, I had a pretty typical day, but for about 15 minutes at one point, I sure wish I had brought my camera. During that time, I saw it all: love, comedy, wild behavior and even tragedy.

There were five players in all: a guy and his wife, a male friend, their 3-4 year old daughter and their dog.
First the couple went into the water right in front of me and I could tell immediately that they had sex on their minds. Both were wearing bathing suits, but not for long. The babe's top was the first to go, suffering repeated attacks from her clawing hubby. That's the first time I'd seen defrocking at this beach and it was a Kodak moment all the way. She screamed and kicked and made a valient attempt to stay clothed but to no avail. Maybe it was the screaming and kicking that set her daughter off......(more on that later).

OK, next thing you know, they go out a little deeper and start making love. This is no longer much of a Kodak moment 'cause I can't see much, but its very obvious nonetheless as their bodies bob rythmically in the water. Well now, who do you think is going to be affected by such behavior at a nude beach? Certainly not the regulars, who barely batted their eye lashes. Certainly not me, jaded voyeur that I am. No, most affected it seems is the dog and the daughter! Thats right, first the dog attacks me and grabs me as though he is trying to hump me. Strange but true. So the male friend pulls him off me and apologies. Next thing you know, the daughter starts screaming for mommy. This really sets the male friend into a frenzy because he is having to take care of the daughter while mommy is getting boned in the water by daddy. The daughter screams and screams for 10 full minutes. Mommy, deep in the throes of rapture 30 feet away, occasionally glances up at her and smiles. Being a little preoccupied as it is, she can't really comfort her daughter any more than that, so the child continues to scream at water's edge. Finally, the male friend gets fed up and threatens to take the daughter to the car, but not before the dog attacks me one more time. Sheeesh! And I was just minding my own dirty business!

Anyway, finally daddy cums (presumably) and as the couple exits the water, adjusting their bathing suits for all to see, the daughter is joyfully reunited with mommy and all is well again.

So my question is: is there a moral to this story or what? I mean come on, folks - is boning your wife in the water worth losing a friend, daughter and dog over?? Couldn't they have just waited until their daughter was back in school, the dog was back in the yard and their friend was not left holding the bag? No, it seems - passion has no common sense, I guess. The moral is love and tragedy go hand in hand. Did they stop making love when the screaming started? Good parents would have, right? But they didn't and I hope the daughter doesn't suffer any lasting emotional scars and grow up to become a fervent anti-nude beach crusader.

And one more thing: that couple could have gotten themselves in even more trouble. If that dog had drawn blood, I might have even sued

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[Klondike]

The more I think about this incident, the more it seems that the dog and daughter must have been set off by the couple's screaming and defrocking foreplay. The moral of the story is then: What we adults know to be just play can be something entirely different to a child (who in this case may have thought her mom was threatened) or to an animal (who may have been imitating a sexual assault).

Food for thought -

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[unknown_hero]

If the misses was hott then the tradgy of the screaming child and saternistic dog would not have been so bad, therefore that could be the balance in the equation for the tradgy and love. But hey i gets that just my shallow mind.

[dro]

Interesting experience but the only moral of the story I find is to ALWAYS TAKE YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU!