Nude Beach nightmare..

[DiskoDaddy]

Originally Posted by jbellen

Well, why not come to the beach in Feb? We'll talk about it then. I'm suire you won't be difficult to find. You'll be the dude that all the 'babes' are flocking around. Uh-Huh
See Ya http://www.littlebeachmaui.com/

And your point! .. ?? Did you have a point or is this reply just some kind of "sour g****s" jab because you didn't like what I said?

Like with any addiction, once you admit it, you're better off. Just admit you're a lurker perv too and we can all get back to combing the beaches and the 'net for spankfodder! No one is denying that there is MORE TO IT than pure perversity. But to lambaste anyone (here or on the beach) for being a lurker is an implied attempt to enumerate yourself as somehow "better" than said lurkers. I've sen your other posts (very nice ones, I might add). You sir, are a LURKER! Welcome to the club.

It cracks me up that husbands take their wives to nude beaches, then get a 'tude when anyone checks them out! They're the same kids that took their new football out to the park, just so they could show their friends, then NOT let them play with it. The thrill comes from broadcasting to the world that "It's mine and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!" as the goods are intentionally waved under the noses of others. It's the same FuckedInTheHead mentality that causes a girl to dance on the pool table in fishnets and a mini, then ask the bouncer to throw any guys out that leer at her. If you can't share your toys, STAY HOME!

DD
Happy LurkerPerv

[jbellen]

Originally Posted by DiskoDaddy

And your point! .. ?? Did you have a point or is this reply just some kind of "sour g****s" jab because you didn't like what I said?

Like with any addiction, once you admit it, you're better off. Just admit you're a lurker perv too and we can all get back to combing the beaches and the 'net for spankfodder! No one is denying that there is MORE TO IT than pure perversity. But to lambaste anyone (here or on the beach) for being a lurker is an implied attempt to enumerate yourself as somehow "better" than said lurkers. I've sen your other posts (very nice ones, I might add). You sir, are a LURKER! Welcome to the club.

It cracks me up that husbands take their wives to nude beaches, then get a 'tude when anyone checks them out! They're the same kids that took their new football out to the park, just so they could show their friends, then NOT let them play with it. The thrill comes from broadcasting to the world that "It's mine and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!" as the goods are intentionally waved under the noses of others. It's the same FuckedInTheHead mentality that causes a girl to dance on the pool table in fishnets and a mini, then ask the bouncer to throw any guys out that leer at her. If you can't share your toys, STAY HOME!

DD
Happy LurkerPerv

Glad you liked my posts, but I thought Lurkers just Lurk, not post??
Can you explain the difference in a contributer (Poster) and a Lurker?
Perhaps I should just be a 'Lurker' on those threads too?

[Fango]

Seems like there's some confusion over the term "lurker", as there's two definitions, so let me help clarify:

1. Lurker (Real life): Guy at a nude beach (for example), who's just there to ogle others for sexual gratification.
2. Lurker (OCC): Member who never posts.

Is that about right? DiskoDaddy seems to be talking about definition 1, while jbellen is talking about definition 2.

Fango

[jbellen]

Originally Posted by fango44

Seems like there's some confusion over the term "lurker", as there's two definitions, so let me help clarify:

1. Lurker (Real life): Guy at a nude beach (for example), who's just there to ogle others for sexual gratification.
2. Lurker (OCC): Member who never posts.

Is that about right? DiskoDaddy seems to be talking about definition 1, while jbellen is talking about definition 2.

Fango

Thank You, does that mean I can still post on those treads? (tongue in cheek here)
I promise not to look when I'm on an 'optional' beach

[therocket]

You know discussions like this are dangerous on a forum and decent and friendly as the venerable Oneclickchicks.
After all we are all here to look at noody pics and vids. We are here to be pervs and not members of a debating club.

But sometimes debate around our perrvy habits can be constructive.

For this reason I say the following:
there is a difference between being a perv on a message board like OCC and being a perv in public.

For this reason I take offense with the following:

Originally Posted by DiskoDaddy

It cracks me up that husbands take their wives to nude beaches, then get a 'tude when anyone checks them out! They're the same kids that took their new football out to the park, just so they could show their friends, then NOT let them play with it. The thrill comes from broadcasting to the world that "It's mine and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!" as the goods are intentionally waved under the noses of others. It's the same FuckedInTheHead mentality that causes a girl to dance on the pool table in fishnets and a mini, then ask the bouncer to throw any guys out that leer at her. If you can't share your toys, STAY HOME!

My wife and I like to go to nude beaches. We've been to a number at various locations around the world, have nudist friends (not swingers) and have talked to other beach goers. I think I can be fairly sure that Most men don't take my wife to a nude beach. They go with their wife.Nude beach goers are fairly liberal and liberated people. On a personal note my wife is not some sort of new toy of mine that "other kids" can play with. My wife is her own person.

We go to a nude beach for the same reason we go to a textile beach. Or to the movies or a football game or a restaurant. To relax and enjoy ourselves. We are there for our pleasure not yours.

If you check my wife out, that's one thing - but if you ogle her - expect her to shit on you.

Sorry if I get a bit techy about this - but it's guys with that kind of attitude that ruin it for us and others. By all means "check people out" but remember to be respectful at a nude beach - just as you would on a public beach. It's a good way to ensure that nude beaches will survive and you won't get a punch in the head from my Missus.

Good Health

[dixler]

Originally Posted by therocket

If you check my wife out, that's one thing - but if you ogle her - expect her to shit on you.

I hear some guys are into that kind of thing. LOL

[DiskoDaddy]

Originally Posted by therocket

You know discussions like this are dangerous on a forum and decent and friendly as the venerable Oneclickchicks.
After all we are all here to look at noody pics and vids. We are here to be pervs and not members of a debating club.

But sometimes debate around our perrvy habits can be constructive.

For this reason I say the following:
there is a difference between being a perv on a message board like OCC and being a perv in public.

For this reason I take offense with the following:



My wife and I like to go to nude beaches. We've been to a number at various locations around the world, have nudist friends (not swingers) and have talked to other beach goers. I think I can be fairly sure that Most men don't take my wife to a nude beach. They go with their wife.Nude beach goers are fairly liberal and liberated people. On a personal note my wife is not some sort of new toy of mine that "other kids" can play with. My wife is her own person.

We go to a nude beach for the same reason we go to a textile beach. Or to the movies or a football game or a restaurant. To relax and enjoy ourselves. We are there for our pleasure not yours.

If you check my wife out, that's one thing - but if you ogle her - expect her to shit on you.

Sorry if I get a bit techy about this - but it's guys with that kind of attitude that ruin it for us and others. By all means "check people out" but remember to be respectful at a nude beach - just as you would on a public beach. It's a good way to ensure that nude beaches will survive and you won't get a punch in the head from my Missus.

Good Health

By no means am I condoning rude behavior, on a nudie beach or anywhere else. But it becomes a fine line when discussing nudie beaches. Is a guy being rude if you catch him surreptitiously trying catch a glimpse of your wife's hooha as he passes by? Some would say yes; others, no. What about if he makes a 2nd pass a little while later? Many of you would label that guy a "lurker" and enumerate yourselves as superior to him, having some "squatters rights" to the nudie beach, as if bringing your own eye candy is your ticket to legitimacy on the sacred, self-proclaimed "Members Only" beach.

As I said before, we can't escape the basic mammalian truth that exposed genitals equals arousal. I get your point that it would be nice to be able to go to a beach where it didn't matter whether you're clothed or not. I think that's the Utopian fantasy some of you have about nudie beaches. It's like blaming a scorpion for stinging you .. he's a SCORPION! Conversely, we are mammals and males and that means that we'll walk a mile to see a vagina we haven't seen before.

The thing about the public is it's so .. well .. PUBLIC. And that means you're going to deal with a very wide strata of personalities and intentions. Not that this is by any means the norm on nudie beaches, but I have seen exhibitionist couples who welcome the stares. I've even seen them tolerate men masturbating near them (ok, they were gay guys, up in the dunes, but so what; the point is still the same). Just like in a nightclub, the difference between a wonderful chance meeting and an uncomfortable advance lies in subtle chemistry. Often when a girl tells you about some rude jerk she met in a bar, she'd have loved the same behavior if she'd been ATTRACTED to him and wouldn't have had the bouncers throw him out for being "not hot".

If a guy (lurker if you must) is out there seeking exhibitionists, you have to admit it's kinda' hard to tell the difference between the naked couple wanting to be left alone vs. the couple looking for some degree of excitement. So just like in the nightclub, expect some attention; it comes with the territory, and don't condemn someone for showing interest, as long as he's being polite (whatever that looks like).

Of course, you can also expect that there are some "long distance lurkers" out there with 1,000 mm lenses, capturing your wife's likeness, either for their own spankfodder or to post on the 'net. And I don't think it's productive to blame them.

The fact is, the vision of a beautiful naked woman in public is a very rare and coveted thing. Those of us that don't live near a beach may go DECADES and not see such a thing. This vision has a mesmerizing power. Inadvertently or not, you are providing that vision. And since we can't castrate all men, the only TRUE hope you have of being nude on a beach and not being leered at is to find a SECLUDED beach where you can be nude ALONE. Just because you brought the toys doesn't mean you get to make the rules of the game. And please don't be offended at the idea that I'm reducing your wife to a "toy"; it's an analogy. I'm sure that underneath that gorgeous rack lies some depth and spirituality and complexity that she deserves recognition of. But to a stranger on the beach seeing her breasts for the first time, sir, you "brought the toys"!

For all our sakes, I wish, in a perfect world that there were two different kinds of nudie beaches, Pervy and Non-Pervy. But in reality, we have one world and one "public" and we have to coexist .. perv and non-perv on the same pieces of land. Personally, I'd get off on my wife being pervv'ed on (and have) within certain safe parameters. But I don't expect you to feel the same. But when your in the club, don't get mad if you're asked to dance and when you're on the nudie beach airing your 34Ds, don't get mad if someone seems to want to look at them. It is not impossible to find secluded beaches to be nude on if being leered at bothers you or the wife. But if you expect a "lurkerless" nudie beach, you're asking a scorpion not to be a scorpion!

BTW, if there were no lurkers on nudie beaches, this forum would be a decimated fraction of what it is and we'd all have less to think about and view on screen when flogging the bishop. So to my fellow "lurkers", the under-appreciated providers of quality spankfodder, I say THANK YOU!

DD

[nigbo]

try the nudist beach area at Maspalomas - Gran Canaria - you name it you'll see it.

sandfly on voyeurweb does his pic shots from there.

[alonzo]

Originally Posted by scramm

naaahh... what's worse is when you get there and its all GUYS!!

Oh, so you've been to Baker Beach? Just kidding, it varies between 70/30 male to 90/10 male. But I suppose an even worse nightmare is to take your wife/GF to a nude beach, and discover that not only is it overwhelmingly male, but whereas almost all the men are nude, none of the women are, not even topless.....

[monke]

go to south beach miami its only topless but wow hot chics all over and very tiny thongs.we are in jersey so go to sandy hook lot G its one of the better ones we have been to on w/e ther are hot ladys. rite above south beach is a nude beach sucked big time when we went mostly gay very few cpls. want to see odd people go to a nudist resort in usa they always suck and there are familys there most awkward places we have been and everyone is over friendly. we stayed at a big one near orlando yrs ago I hated it kids all over.only thing fun was there were ppl who lived there all yr and owned homes there was fun to watch them mow lawns and do chores nude but it sucked other wise.