Nude Beach nightmare..
 

..you do the research.

You plan a vacation to a nude beach.

And when you get there...

...this is what you find.

Ahhhaaayyyyggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The woman on the left is the one that starred in the "Porkies" shower scene way back in the 70's. or '80's.

Klondike

HEY! Thats my wife!

Another fantasy shot to hell. :eek:

I know someone that hangs around Pats board ;)

ALL <---- Nude and clothing optional beaches are that way. Get use to it. I'm sure you and your significant other were the only 8s, or 9s there. If you want the 9s and 10s, break out the $$$ and go to the strip club.
Clothing optional and nude beaches are not about sex. Far from it. People are not there to show off for the lurkers.
I have hundreds of 'clothing optional' beach photos, but you can bet they won't get posted.
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Don't need the grief from the lurkers.

Another Hero
 

There's always some hero out there who needs to defend nudie beaches/resorts, etc. as decidedly not about sex. And while there is a component to the places that's about freedom, there's not a mammal on Earth that's not predisposed to sexual thoughts and actions when genitals are exposed. (as you say) GET USED TO IT!

I agree with nudists that our culture is way too hung up on needing to bar people from exposing themselves, but to do so is to "expose yourself" to being viewed in a sexual manner .. So what? .. GET USED TO IT!

Also, in the defense of nudists, I don't see the pics here as a "nightmare scenario". Even the people who are truly unattractive on any level can be there without bothering me. But with an open mind, you can find something attractive about an awful lot of people, including those in these pics.

While you may not choose an over 50, 280 lb. woman as your ideal, I bet 4 out of 5 of you could toss one off to the pics of the fat chick if you knew nobody was watching! Variety is the spice of life and essential to me with sexuality to avoid boredom. When you've spent years collecting porn when you should be sleeping, another nude Playboy centerfold is hardly what's gonna make you wanna bust a nut.

I find the variety of women fascinating on nude beaches, though not ALWAYS arousing. But I'll gladly look past all the scary chicks and all the old retired dudes swinging their geriatric junk around in the sun for the chance to swing my own around and maybe see a hottie or two. But later on, when I'm floggin' the bishop, I might think about that big giant ass when I'm spewing my load.

But don't try to tell us nudie beaches ain't sexual! And if you have all these pics you're not going to share because you're better than us, then maybe you're in the wrong place. Or did you just come here to look at nudie beach pics for their non-sexual appeal, maybe hoping to see an old friend waving his Dugan around! .. Yeah, RIGHT!



DD
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worse
 

naaahh... what's worse is when you get there and its all GUYS!!

Well, why not come to the beach in Feb? We'll talk about it then. I'm suire you won't be difficult to find. You'll be the dude that all the 'babes' are flocking around. Uh-Huh
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wow

This chick is not a nightmare :(

She looks like a ~~~ dream ~~~ to me .

Oh well , - you know what they say -

" One man's dream is another man's nightmare " :)