The Great Bride Thread

[wildfire1]

Originally Posted by a_voyeur

I'm sure there are more. I was downloading them on limewire when the connection was lost.

Went on Limewire and after two days I found several more, not all nude but here they are.......

[Fango]

Originally Posted by osreb

Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?

You are now!!!!!!!

You're a sick fuck, Osreb, you know that?

Fango

[Broadway J]

This bride must be a current or former stripper . . . looks like vintage Lisa Lipps.

More of her here https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...1&postcount=11

[osreb]

From one sicko to another.

Looking forward to another year with all the posters at OCC.

[Slick]

One I came across.

[osreb]

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well, daughter, we
women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's
head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
were celebrating. The woman said they were drinking to her impending
end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over
and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do
that??'

'Because I don't want any of those b*tches sleeping with your father
after I'm gone.'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

[nightpedro]

unfortunately, no time to focus...

[osreb]

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a
few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.


The co-worker suggested away to overcome that problem: "When you
get home tonight , sneak into the house slide down inder the sheets,
gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women
love it, believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late
with the boys."


So the man agreed to try it, and went out enjoyed himself. Late
that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets,
gently slid down his wife panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned
and groaned with pleasure, but after a while, he realized he had
to take a leak, so he told he'd be right back.

Got out of the bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to see his
wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!!" she replied, " you'll wake-up my mother!"

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[annacondom]

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[ShokWave]

Damn, this thread reminds me of the days 25 years ago when my wife wasnt the fucking prude she is now. damn menopause and hysterectomies!