End of topless sunbathing

[fitne]

I've seen this scenario a few times on nude beaches. I find it hilorious and sad at the same time.

1) A lone woman picks a spot on the beach and puts her blanket down. She removes all her clothes and lies naked on the blanket.

2) 5 minutes later a male happens by and places his blanket 5 feet from the woman.

3) Another 5 minutes later another male happens by and places his blanket 3 feet from the naked woman.

4) Another 5 minutes later another males happens by and places his blanket 1 foot from the woman.

5) Another 5 minutes later another male happens by and places his blanket 6 inches from the woman.

6) Another 5 minutes later another male happens by and places his blanket 1 inch from the naked woman.

7) Another 5 minutes later another male happens by and places his blanket .........