A Hedonist Wedding

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I was busy checking the bar bill which will be paid by the bride's wealthy parents when a young woman approached me.

Young woman: Having a good time?
Me: Yeah, but but I have to keep an eye on the bar bill.

Young woman: I'm the bride's sister. I heard you did a close and personal exam of my sis's intimate bits. Would you do me too?
Me: I could if you insist.
Bride's sister: I insist.

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Someone in the bar had this brilliant idea of holding a nude female beauty contest. 6 females immediately agreed it was a good idea. The winner gets a $100 bar gift card.

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This nude server took table dance literally. Judging by the cash in her hands looks like a good tip night.

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It is the Saturday morning after the Friday night. Took a walk around the parking lot and saw one of the wedding guests.

Me: What are you doing in the parking lot?
Woman: I don't know. I woke up this morning and found myself here.

Me: Why are you naked?
Woman: I have no idea.

Me: Ok, let's get you back inside the condo and cleaned up.

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Just got a text from the father of the bride.

Father: I and my wife (2nd and younger wife) will be returning late to-night. We'll be staying at a hotel so you and friends can continue partying in the condo for another night.

The text had an attached pic of him and his 2nd wife.

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I continued my walkaround and found this woman lying on the bathroom floor. Obviously, too much alcohol from Friday night.

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OMG Just got a call from the bar manager. They found a woman lying on their pool table when the staff arrived this morning. Would I come and get her before they open for the lunch crowd. The stuff that a party organizer has to do.

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Some of our members tried the indoor pool.

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Some members tried the sauna after a swim or tried only the sauna.

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Had to tell this woman not to lie on the countertop. Not sanitary.