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Old 07-30-2010, 08:50 PM
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Default Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

Like I Said I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, She said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied I Quite Smoking 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
Ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
Lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

She looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
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