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Originally Posted by osreb

Mexican Words O f The Day

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car There's not mushroom.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.


4. * Texas *

When I'm not home, My fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece. Then che got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store But ju went to see sum guy,

July to me! Julyer!


7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars. But my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife, But che said chicken go herself.


9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, But don't worry wheelchair


10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.


12. * Bishop * My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?

These show a very good ear for language. Thanks for sharing.