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Originally Posted by MFN
I was good friends with a cute female coworker, both of us married to others, so we behaved and never messed around with each other; just pals enjoying each others' company. But the others in our crew just assumed we were always up to something, so we just let them think what they wanted to think. One day we're all together just arrived at a new field office, choosing where to stash our personal gear. My friend found two stacked cabinets, and loud enough for the rest to hear, she says to me "You were on the bottom last time, now I think it's your turn to be on top."
Here's a quote you've probably all heard: Two women chatting, one asks the other "Do you usually smoke after having sex?" The other one answers: "Gosh, I don't know, I never looked down there."
And another: Q: What 3 words do you never want to hear when you're upstairs having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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Which reminds me....
It's a little deviation from the thread but it still makes me laugh 40-plus years later!
My then girlfriend and I (17, maybe 18 at the time) were banging away on her parents' sofa one day while they were away and the radio was on at the time. Things were quite energetic until the point where Paul Burnett suddenly cut through with "...and whatever you're doing, you're doing it better with Radio One!"
And almost instantly, I wasn't!!!