My silly and unrealistic fantasy is simple: have my girlfriend locked out of my apartment completely naked and then have her retrieve the spare key at her parents place a few kilometres down the road. She will have to walk butt naked in broad daylight and she will obviously be very much embarrassed and I will encounter her somewhere on the way (because I want to be a witness 😋

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This is unrealistic because there is no probable way she would wind up naked outside of the apartment. Also there are plenty of places where she could hide till I get home. She could also ask a neighbour to hide or borrow clothes (plenty of ladies here). Both of these scenarios are also hot now I think of it… :-D