1. Now that the minimum wage is up, food service workers will be expected by their employers to do just a little more...
2. Oh yeah...HE gets the helmet and all the gear while the poor little naked woman freezes her tits off. She be fly.
3. Abandon all hope, ye who enters here.
4. "Isn't the Grand Canyon majestically beautiful? Isn't that a lovely blue sky? Why are you looking at my chest? Is there a bug on me???"
5. IN THE BACKGROUND, FROM THE FOOTBALL GAME ON TV: "Whoa! Look at that, Joe! What's the hang time on that one?"
6. No hang time here, but if she fumbles, we'll all be called for piling on.
7. "I beg your problem...I never promised you a rose garden- You'll just have to work around the thorns." ( Horny Country music fan?)
8. Uber drivers usually try to avoid fares from the annual San Antonio Chili Cookoff.
9. This is the saddest picture in the whole thread. Here reclines a worn out, satisfied woman, lying in a wet mess...and we never got to see how the mess was made!
