[Fox Mulder]

1. Hey man...the groovy Flower Children of the 60s never had any bread...so naturally their offspring became Flour Children.
2. Old Ben had a very nice life insurance policy his greedy wife kept trying to collect...but his weak heart was stronger than her ambition.
3. I found the tourist information lady to be extremely helpful in seeing that I had a good time in her little town.
4. With fanciful thoughts of being Fox Mulder, Juan got his flashlight and went searching for the truth. (It's in there)
5. This is my new girlfriend, Sandy.
6. "Once I was a famous actress...the toast of Hollywood! Now I sell my used panties on Craig's List. " (A drama queen's lament)
7. With the breakup of the Soviet Union, things got a lot looser (and wetter) in Moscow.
8. Harriet pretends she's lost and vulnerable in the sands of Tatooine, about to be ravaged by horny sand people. (You just can't take Star Wars fans anywhere! )
9. Dr Scholls was known to enjoy some very kinky evenings away from work.
10. You have some nasty fantasies about what you'd like to do to this round little ass...The ass owner has got an opinion of them. And you.