1. I love Indian women...they are sooooo stacked!
2. Can you think of a good wisecrack about Whitecracks?
3. Instead of bar codes and lasers... librarians are experimenting with this new book checkout system.
4. "Whoa...this thread makes me kinda dizzy!"
5. "OK...we've run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and none of us have any clothes...this is the last time Megan gets to plan Girls Night Out!"
6. Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance. Heidi loves the sound of trains a LOT closer.
7. More than just the wind blows in the desert.
8. The windows don't get all that clean but I just can't bring myself to fire my housekeeper.
9. Crazy Christy will pull her hair out by the roots if you don't have a good wank over this picture...please help!
10. Wisconsin girl at Key West in January? Or a Christian flashing God?
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