[Fox Mulder]

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1. OK...don't even THINK about this sort of thing in this forum! (Read the rules!)
2. It was fun for a while, but pretending they were at a big party/orgy with other people got boring after six hours.
3. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who the Hell cares?
4. "Yeah, sneaky beach photographers pretty much left me alone until I got the implants. Now I'm all over the Net!"
5. The other cowgirls could have the mechanical bulls, Dana was into HORSEPOWER!
6. "OK! OK!...(hee hee!)...get over here with the matches!"
7. "Uh...I've been thinking. Why is water so wet?"
8. "Hold on Dave, I have some pliers in here somewhere...we'll get your fingers out in no time!"
9. "Well, Kimmy...if you land on my property without cash- you gotta pay your rent with your hot little tongue!"
10. "Here it is!" Helpful Dan finds Veronica's micro bikini top.