Magic string
 

There was a guy in Dubai - Les - felt his way round all the ladies tits in Dubai at parties. He used to tell ladies the tale that the distance between ladies nipples was exactly the same - which of course they scoffed and laughed at - so he said he could prove it with a calibrated piece of string. Unbelievably they all took him on - so string in hand he would flick their nipples through their dresses to make them stand out then put the string across them to the knotted points & voila - same distance. What he didn’t show / tell them was the string was elasticated - so he could make it any length to fit !!

Ok - so how many of you are now plotting to do the same trick and are looking for suitable 'elasticated string'?