Funny now - but not at the time
 

I went on a residential training course and stayed in a hotel for a week. One night I was woken up by the couple in the room next door fucking loudly. I could only really hear the man, he was grunting and talking dirty. I tried to get back to sleep, but started to get hard and the thought of them going at it only 2 feet from my bed.

I pushed my ear close to he wall to try and hear the full action.

I started to play with my cock as a stood against the adjacent wall listening to the sounds of pleasure. They were fucking like wild animals. Faster and faster it sounded. My cock was getting a good seeing too also, my hand was a poor substitute, but it did the job I got very turned on and came all over the wall.

They seemed to cum at the same time, I heard him grunting and lots of deep panting. Then it stopped. I went to bed and feel asleep.

In the morning as I went down for breakfast, I past the door of the adjacent room just as the couple was also coming out for breakfast. I was excited at the chance to see the couple and what they looked like. They would never have know I'd cracked one off listening to them fucking.

I nearly fucking fell over as two men came out and smiled at me as they left the room.

I sat near them uncomfortably at breakfast. I thought back to the episode. Come to think of it, I didn't hear a woman at all, and didn't put 2 and 2 together.

Fucking idiot! Oh how I laugh now!

haha good story! nothing to be ashamed of.

That is priceless!!!

So you're gay??? Just kidding. Not that there's nothing wrong with that.

Once me and my (now ex) wife were at a B+B with thin walls. We started having sex at around 10:30, about 5 minutes into it I heard screams from the next room. I'm sure they could hear my wife who is loud, it was a real turn on to think that they heard us and started going at it.

Well I lasted a average amount of time, we were done at about 11:00 our neighbors kept going....it was 11:30...12:00...1:00. At one point my wife said "wow, that man sure knows how to please a women." (did I mention she is my ex :D). Finally at 1:30 they stopped....3 straight hours of screaming.

Well...you guessed it. The next morning they come to breakfast and it's two women! I turn to my wife she looked sad, she was probably fantasying about a stud guy going at it for 3 hours, her dreams were crushed.

I thought the twist was it was your parents! I think this is better!