Woman At The Door
 

I worked part-time as a fast food delivery man to pay my way through college. My delivery area was in the college/university area of town where many young co-eds and professional women live. It never surprised me how many times these women would answer the door naked or in various stage of undress.

Knock. knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: I'll be there in a second.

Busy night
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Wait a second. I just got out of the shower.

When the Door Opens
 

Being a pizza delivery guy, I never know what to expect when the door opens.

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Come right in. Don't mind me. I have to keep ironing when the iron is hot.

Helen
 

was my last deivery of the night.

Knock, knock

Helen: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy.

Helen: Come in.
Me: Nice place.

Helen: I want to blow you.
Me: Thanks but I'm still on duty.

Helen: I insist.
Me: Ok, in that case.

From the Shower
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: I just got out of the shower. Be there in a sec.

One of the fringe benefits of being a pizza delivery guy is I get to see more than my share of naked women and sometimes i get invited in for a drink (I only drink apple or orange juice when on the job) and whatever else.

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy

Woman: I'll be there in a sec. Got to put on a robe.

Open Kimodo
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Come in. What do you think of this kimodo? I bought it yesterday.
Me: Very nice.

No All Dressed
 

Woman: WTF do you mean the restaurant ran out of all dressed?
Me: Sorry about that.

Woman: Since you're already here. Ok.

What Took You So Long?
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?

Me: Pizza guy.
Woman: What took you so long? I was just about to take a bath.

Me: Sorry, lots of traffic tonight.

No Pepperoni
 

Knock, knock,

woman: Who is it?
Me: Pizza guy.

woman: Great I am starved.

Me: The restaurant ran out of perreroni.
woman: WTF!!!!!!

Me: I am so sorry. Does this mean no blow job?

knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

woman: Just a sec. I have to put on a robe.

Happy Customer
 

Woman: I'm so hungrey I could eat a horse.

Me: Pizza is still hot. Traffic was very light so I got here quickly.
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Fitness Dancer
 

Knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy

woman: Enter
Me: Oh, you're naked.

woman: Don't mind me. I'm a dancer. This my nightly workout.

interesting story

Naked Woman Opens Door
 

Knock, knock

woman: Who's knocking on my door?

Me: Pizza Guy.
Door opens

Me: Oh, you're naked.
woman: Yeah, I had a hard day at the office so I thought I would change into something more comfortable and enjoy my pizza.

A Million Loney Women
 

There are a million loney women in Granite City so it is no surprise when their primal sexual instinct take over when a good looking Pizza Guy shows up at their door.

Emma
 

Knock, knock

Emma: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy

Door opens
Me: OMG, you are the famous actress Emma Thompson

Emma: Darling that was 2 lifetimes ago.

Late Saturday Morning
 

and orders are flooding in for pizza.

Knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy

woman: Come in
Me: Nice place

woman: I love pizza but I think I'll love eating you more.
Me: I don't know what to say.

woman: No more talking. I'm going to eat you and then the pizza.

Kamala
 

Knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Door opens.

Me: You look like Kamala.
Woman: Yes, so I have been told. You one handsome dude. Would you like a handjob?
Me: Sure, ok.

The Bride
 

Knock, knock,

Women: loud music. Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy. WTF is going on here?

Women: It's a hen party. Let's play a game. Which one of us is the bride? You get 3 guesses.
You guess right, you get to do the bride.

Me: Sounds like fun.

All Tied Up
 

Knock, knock,

No answer.

The door was slightly open so I let myself in.

WTF! Why are you all tied up? Let me untie you.

Nude Inside Crate
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: HELP ME!

Door was slightly open so I let myself in.

WTF! Why are you naked inside a raised crate? Let's get you down.

All Tied up.
 

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice: The door is unlocked. I'm kind of tied up at the moment.

Me: WTF. Why are you tied up.
Woman: Long story. Would you untie me. Thanks.

My last 3 deliveries really freaked me out. It's shocking to find 3 customers naked and all tied up. Must be a full moon to-night.

knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
me: pizza guy

woman: I'm naked. Should I put something on?
me: Come as you are. We are a pro-naked women pizza joint.

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Last Delivery of the Night
 

My last pizza delivery was to a private home in an upscale neighbourhood where my boss said they were holding a bridal shower.

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Enter
As I entered I can see the bride was already wearing her wedding dress.

Bride: I want to blow him.

Before I knew it, the bride had lowered my pants and was blowing me.

Never Know What to Expect
 

In the pizza delivery business, one never knows what to expect when the door opens.

Hardcore delivery
 

Must be nice to deliver pizzas to Season Hurley.

Oops. season Hubley
 

Typo

Season Hubley
 

Who is Season Hubley? I only deliver pizzas and go where the pizza boss said to go and collect the $10 for the pizza. LOL!:o

Your correct
 

I meant Season Hubley.
She was in the movie Escape from New York among others.
Her brother is Whip Hubley from the first Top Gun.
She was really cute back then and on several commercials.
That picture is from a movie called Hardcore with George C Scott.

NYC Peepshows
 

In the movie this scene took place in one of NYC's peepshows. I visited some of those places when I used to travel to NYC. A&E actually did a documentary on them. I did not take any pics because I value my life.
https://ny.curbed.com/2019/4/25/1830...p-show-history

From the A&E Documentary.
 

Here is a screenshot from the A&E documetary. You can see someone's arm through the open window. Give the woman a tip and she'll let you touch her.

42nd Street NYC
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deuce_(TV_series)

No Money
 

Knock. knock,

woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman opens door.

Me: You're naked.
Woman: Hi sweetie, I don't have any money right now. You can search me if you like. However, I can blow you if you forgo the price of the pizza.
Me: This is highly unusual but ok I'll settle for a blowjob instead of cash.

Last Delivery of the Night
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's knocking on my door?
Me: Pizza Guy
Woman: I just have to put on a robe. Be there in a sec.
Me: Take your time.
When she opened the door her robe also opened up a bit.

Interrupting An Assault
 

I encounter all kinds of situations as a pizza delivery guy.

Knock, knock,

No answer but I hear screams from inside. I kick open the door. OMG my customer is being assaulted. Thugs, get out of here while you still can.

Woman: How can I ever thank you? You saved my life.
Me: No need to thank me. It's all in a day's work. Enjoy your pizza, it's still warm.

Beth from Wal-Mart
 

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice behind the door. "Who's there?"
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: I'm naked.
Me: That's ok.

Woman: Ok, I'll open the door now.
Me: Great. The pizza was getting cold.

Woman opens door.

Me: Hey, you're Beth from the Wal-Mart store. I almost didn't recognize you naked.
Beth: Yes, don't tell anybody you saw me naked and more importantly that I buy pizzas that are not sold by Wal-Mart.

Me: My lips are sealed. See you in the store next time.

Beth in the Store
 

So, the next day I dropped in to Wal-Mart to buy a couple of items. I spotted Beth almost immediately.

Me: Hi Beth, remember me?
Beth: Of course, you are the good looking Pizza Guy.

Me: So, you do remember. How was the pizza?
Beth: Pizza was great. Since you know where I live, why don't you drop by to-night. Oh, and bring your camera.

Me: Sounds good. I'll bring a couple of pizzas.
Beth: It's a date. I mean it's a date. You know what mean.