Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3434917)

I was busy checking the bar bill which will be paid by the bride's wealthy parents when a young woman approached me.

Young woman: Having a good time?
Me: Yeah, but but I have to keep an eye on the bar bill.

Young woman: I'm the bride's sister. I heard you did a close and personal exam of my sis's intimate bits. Would you do me too?
Me: I could if you insist.
Bride's sister: I insist.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3434922)

Someone in the bar had this brilliant idea of holding a nude female beauty contest. 6 females immediately agreed it was a good idea. The winner gets a $100 bar gift card.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3435073)

OMG Just got a call from the bar manager. They found a woman lying on their pool table when the staff arrived this morning. Would I come and get her before they open for the lunch crowd. The stuff that a party organizer has to do.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3435122)

Some members tried the sauna after a swim or tried only the sauna.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3435264)

Had to tell this woman not to lie on the countertop. Not sanitary.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3435406)

After the early morning formal ceremony, the bride and her bridesmaids decided to cut loose and have some fun. These pics will look good in the wedding album.

Originally Posted by fitne (Post 3435407)

Some mothers of the wedding guests. One decided to go full frontal.