Stag Parties
 

I'm surprised (disappointed) there aren't any stag/bachelorette stories (with pics) on this Board. Maybe there are but I'm not seeing them?

Am I the only one here who ever attended a stag party?

Anyway, this is morning and we are finding more naked/near naked people all over the condo.

Ring, ring,

Condo owner: Hello, condo owner here. Is everything ok? We're getting reports that there's quite a bit of noise from our unit.

Me: All good. Are you and the Mrs. enjoying your vacation in Spain? The noise is just a little celebration of the upcoming nuptials of a friend. We'll keep the noise down.

Naked Female Bodies
 

Took a walk around the condo this morning and found some partygoers in various stages of undress.

Bound
 

OMG what happened here?

Me: Why are you girls tied up?
Girls: We don't know.

Me: Who did this?
Girls: We don't know.

Me: Ok, I'll untie you two and take you for a shower. Got to get you cleaned up.

No pictures, but I have danced with, and gotten blow jobs from (at different wedding), married mother of bride, who I later laid, married aunt of bride, and 3 bridesmads, two of which I later laid, one liked anal. If you can dance, ladies are willing to play at weddings. Unfortunately, no pictures

slow dancing
 

I can only do slow dances where I hold them by the bum. Sometime the woman ask "what is that hard thing rubbing against them". LOL!

Ok, back to my fantasy party.

Dancing is a wonderful skill to have, glad my parents made me learn ballroom dancing. I've gotten a lot of pussy simply on the basis of being a good dancer, which can be a dirty dancer if you build up to it, and if your cock sticks out enough to be felt, but not be overly intrusive until they warm up.

Guess who?
 

Some of the gang is now playing a little game of guess who. The male has to guess who is holding his genitals. A correct guess means the woman has to blow the male.

Good Gane if you have a nice sized, very hard and erect cock, lots of girls fight to touch "it"

Bar Restriction
 

It is now 9PM on a Friday night and the condo bar is hopping. Bar management has decided to admit all females who can show they are natural born females but limit males to only guests invited by the bride and groom's families.

There is a line-up outside the bar and 4 females waiting in line have already stripped bare to get a head start on proving they are natural born females.

Inside the Bar
 

Meanwhile the nude servers inside the bar are kept extremely busy serving and it is difficult to tell who is a server and who is a member of the wedding party as some of them have discarded their clothes.