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That Night at Beth's Place
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Knock, knock,
Beth: Who's there? Me: It's Fitne. Beth: I was worry you wouldn't show. I see you brought your camera. Playboy is doing a pictorial on the women of Wal-Mart. I applied to be one of the women. Playboy wants me to send some nude pics to them. Nude but tasteful. I want you to shoot me because you are a true gentleman and you won't creep me out. Me: Ok, I would be happy to shoot you. |
Election Canada
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Election night in Canada and the orders for pizza are flooding in.
Knock, knock, Male voice from inside: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy Door opens. Me: WTF why are these women gagged and bound? Unidentified male: They're Liberal suporters so we gagged and tied them. |
Shocked and angered
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at the sight of 3 young bound and gagged women I told the host "no pizza for you". The host faced with the prospect of no pizza agreed to untie and ungag the 3 women but insisted they remove their panties.
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Back to That Condo
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So, the Pizza Boss said that the people in that condo placed another pizza order and I got tasked with making the delivery since they are on my assigned route.
Knock, knock, Voice from inside: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy. Voice from inside: Enter So I entered and WTF. I didn't need to see that. |
New Customer
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Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy Woman: I'll be there in a sec. Just have to throw on some clothes. |
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