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No Pepperoni
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Knock, knock,
woman: Who is it? Me: Pizza guy. woman: Great I am starved. Me: The restaurant ran out of perreroni. woman: WTF!!!!!! Me: I am so sorry. Does this mean no blow job? |
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knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. woman: Just a sec. I have to put on a robe. |
Happy Customer
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Woman: I'm so hungrey I could eat a horse.
Me: Pizza is still hot. Traffic was very light so I got here quickly. Attachment 14292920 |
Fitness Dancer
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Knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy woman: Enter Me: Oh, you're naked. woman: Don't mind me. I'm a dancer. This my nightly workout. |
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Naked Woman Opens Door
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Knock, knock
woman: Who's knocking on my door? Me: Pizza Guy. Door opens Me: Oh, you're naked. woman: Yeah, I had a hard day at the office so I thought I would change into something more comfortable and enjoy my pizza. |
A Million Loney Women
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There are a million loney women in Granite City so it is no surprise when their primal sexual instinct take over when a good looking Pizza Guy shows up at their door.
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Emma
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Knock, knock
Emma: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy Door opens Me: OMG, you are the famous actress Emma Thompson Emma: Darling that was 2 lifetimes ago. |
Late Saturday Morning
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and orders are flooding in for pizza.
Knock, knock, woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy woman: Come in Me: Nice place woman: I love pizza but I think I'll love eating you more. Me: I don't know what to say. woman: No more talking. I'm going to eat you and then the pizza. |
Kamala
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Knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Door opens. Me: You look like Kamala. Woman: Yes, so I have been told. You one handsome dude. Would you like a handjob? Me: Sure, ok. |
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