I Am Santa

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Me: So, you're applying to be an Elf.
Applicant: Yes, I have some spare time on my hand so I thought this would be a way to kill time and make some extra cash.
Me: Do you have any experience with kids?
Applicant: Absolutely! I have 3 kids of my own.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem.

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Claire: Hi, I'm interested in the Elf position.
Me: Yes, we have one, maybe two, openings left to fill. Are you good with kids?
Claire: Absolutely, I used to coach a pre-teen girl's soccer team.
Me: Interview going well. Next I have to see you naked to check for any bruises, cuts, tattoos, piercings, etc,
Claire: No problem.

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Vicky: Hi, I'm interested in the Elf position.
Me: We only have one position open.

Vicky: I want that position.
Me: Ok, let's proceed with the interview. You're an aspiring actress?
Vicky: Yes, but acting gigs are hard to find. Too much competition.
Me: Ok, I have to see you naked.

Vicky: I'm not comfortable being naked. How about if I blow you?
Me: You don't need to blow me.
Vicky: But I want to, I insist.
Me: Ok, in that case.

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Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Allison. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of letting kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

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Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Angie. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of little kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids. Plus, I have two kids of my own.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security gurad.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going grest. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Let's go to the atrium where there is no one around.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.