"Suck and Tickle"

[Indystudpaul]

I'm in a hotel, laying in bed, listening to the couple on the other side of the wall... And I'm hearing the weirdest, most disturbing mixture of male grunting and laughing combined. Then he says, loud and clear, "no, stop alternating! You have to suck it and tickle at the same time. I don't know why you girls have so much trouble with that!" Now we are back to grunts and giggles. I guess I'm not sexually adventurous enough. I feel like I could make better use of a girl than this.

[Indystudpaul]

I kinda decided he must be impotent, but after brief pause from awkward strained laughter and some rustling we have transitioned abruptly to full speed thrusting and grunting...for less time than it took me to type this. I hope I get a look at the girl on her way out. I assume she's a professional. I hope she's getting paid cause she sure isn't getting an orgasm.