The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

letting us see what is under their gowns

[gerishep]

great post

[Fango]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...3&d=1214963205

GREAT pic! An extremely rare example of a Nudity for the Sake of Comedy picture. You almost never see those, so this is a great find.

Where does it come from, do you remember?

Thanks

Fango

[kayser05]

great additions to an enjoyable thread

[osreb]

I think I found it on one of teh vintage sites.

I will try and backtrck 4 ya and see if I can get the link.

I do not keep a log of sites I find pics.

I collect and then delete pics after posting.

[osreb]

"All desirable things in life are either illegal,
banned, expensive or married to someone else!"

[osreb]

Never argue with a Woman Who Reads

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[osreb]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered
to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at>her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

[pornogeek]

Just had to add this to the thread:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2257...-at-altar.html




"The 30-year-old woman, who cannot be named due to Italian privacy laws, claims her big day was ruined by the poor stitching, which left her bottom on display.

According to the writ the bride was left in tears and the priest was left not knowing where to look.

She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation."

[hxrlsr]

Originally Posted by desmed

Just had to add this to the thread:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2257...-at-altar.html




"The 30-year-old woman, who cannot be named due to Italian privacy laws, claims her big day was ruined by the poor stitching, which left her bottom on display.

According to the writ the bride was left in tears and the priest was left not knowing where to look.

She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation."

"The incident happened in 2006 but has only just come to court.

It was followed by more bad news for the bride: she has now separated from her husband."

That makes me smile.